ACTION: what should I do? could I retire to restroom, practice in mirror?
2006-06-10 01:21:31 · 9 answers · asked by meta-morph-in-oz 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
RESOLUTION: Ensure mouth is opened and glass is applied to oral aperture before tilting glass. Remember to swallow once mouth becomes full. Consider switching to spirits, without ice or mixer - liquid volume is smaller for similar effect, and if necessary, can be imbibed by other means e.g. snorting, absorbtion through eyes, even through ears if you suffer a perforated eardrum.
2006-06-10 01:52:49 · answer #1 · answered by markp 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you are pouring the beer directly onto your shirt. I suggest you use a glass.
2006-06-10 01:25:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have had this problem i find that the glass is empty & i have spewed all over my shirt--to fix this problem get another beer & dont worry about the shirt as puke will dry by tomorrow & can be brushed off
2006-06-10 01:27:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it sounds like you're drunk...or sleepy. what are youdoing applying beer to the wrong part of your face? get some sleep
2006-06-10 01:23:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
With all your problems in a bar, I would just stay out of bars.
2006-06-10 03:00:07 · answer #5 · answered by ladygardeenya 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
diagnosis: continue practice with minor adjustment (open mouth)
repeat as necessary.
2006-06-10 01:25:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, find a better beer. Then your mouth will be more receptive to drinking it!
2006-06-10 01:23:20 · answer #7 · answered by merlin_steele 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try pouring it into your ear - works for me.
Hahaha
2006-06-10 01:23:37 · answer #8 · answered by Froggy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Or perhaps you have a hole in your lower lip...happens to me all the time.
2006-06-10 01:24:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋