i have no money, i am disabled on ssi, how can i pick up a chic? i mean what do i say to a stranger?

Question

i can barely afford to eat, i sing karaoke fri-sat-sun (i am good) i am a funny person too as in stand up comedian.

Answer 1

Stick with doing the things you're good at (the singing & stand-up), the things that make you feel confident, and possibly try to develop these into a full-time occupation which gets you some income (nothing is more attractive to a woman than a successful man, so if you can be seen as being successful at what you do, then this should help (also with the money problem).
As to conversation starters .... I always think a good way is to ask someone for their help or advice - as a woman I find it very flattering when a man asks for my advice & really listens to my answer!!! It could be something as simple as asking for fashion advice (even if you don't really need it!) e.g. "do you think this style/colour of shirt suits me?" The benefit of this is that it gets her to notice you and makes the conversation personal right away. You can then follow-up naturally with a compliment about her appearance. (ladies love compliments about their looks!) Good Luck!

Answer 2

First of all don't mention that you have no money. That might be a turn off. Sounds like you need to get a job that pays you in cash, I know a lot of people that do that. Because you need to eat to stay healthy if you want to ask women out on dates. And also slow down on the karaoke nights, so you will have some money to take a woman out. Well, if you follow those simple guidelines, you should be on your way. Good luck!