OK I ADMIT IT!!
I slept with Mrs. Claus a little while ago. She said she had a package of coal to deliver to me and said I had been a naughty boy and I got sorta horny and yeah, the rest is history.
HOW CAN I TELL MY GIRLFRIEND?!
2006-06-09 23:02:18 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Pregnancy
what the hell is pregnanat!?!?
*totally frustrated*
2006-06-09 23:08:44 · update #1
GAWD only half of you were any help.
so F*** the rest of you.
2006-06-23 21:42:30 · update #2
Can a guy be pregnanat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????
2006-06-09 23:07:52 · answer #1 · answered by crappyT 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
First of all contact some news station you could become a millionaire for one because you managed to get pregnant and you have a penis *at least we hope* and you got Mrs claus pregnant! I think thats better than the clinton scandal!!! WAY TO GO DUDE! Your girlfriend will find out if she watches the news or reads the paper or when she asks where you got that Mercedes all of the sudden
2006-06-21 09:57:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't feel bad...she's been humping Mr Clause, but managed to get Rudolph pregnant
2006-06-09 23:05:58 · answer #3 · answered by sharkgirl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I always knew Mrs. Claus was a ho; ever since I've heard she was banging the elves in the torture chamber hidden in their basement.
oh wait...*looks around and runs off* you didn't hear it from meeee!
2006-06-14 05:15:23 · answer #4 · answered by memoirsofajeweler1985 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are a comic, dude! You should go down and try "Stand-up" Seriously!! Just too Funny!! Thanx, for the laugh, I needed it!! Have a good one!!
2006-06-23 06:06:41 · answer #5 · answered by Hmg♥Brd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewwwwww ry never go into details!!! imma have nightmares for a week or longer!! and OMFG how could u do that to Santa.... hes prolly heartbroke!!!!!! so i think that makes u a homewrecker lmao j/k and what g/f? u said u were a bum lol
2006-06-10 23:53:21 · answer #6 · answered by candie21_js 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you okay...Your experience is true or just a joke??? But if it true you should tell to her husband and dont forget to tell your girlfriend about it. ALWAYS BE HONEST AND FULL OF RESPONSIBILITY. If you are a gentle and good man you can do that!!!
Take care,
Dee
2006-06-10 01:04:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know how you are going to tell her. Right now you need to be worrying about how the baby is going to get out!
2006-06-23 19:15:00 · answer #8 · answered by Jennifer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 points thx
2006-06-09 23:32:33 · answer #9 · answered by Elmo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe your not really a boy! have you double checked??? Just tell her calmly and she might slap you a little, yell and scream at you and then you will never here from her again
2006-06-10 00:13:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanx for the 2 pts. b/c I couldn't understand what you were asking.
2006-06-23 16:52:58 · answer #11 · answered by lovely lady 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋