Is there anyone out there who is totally obsessed with Seinfeld like I am?

Answer 1

I created a group on Facebook ("Seinfeld Fans") and this is all the facts/funny stuff that I put on it........


http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=626795659&n=2 (Movie Phone)
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=712141730&n=2 (Kramer The Pimp)
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=673545168&n=2 (The Counter)
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=635788436&n=2 (Kramer's Bus Story)
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=625445684&n=2 (clips from 'merv griffin set')
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_oLrXh5Cf4 (Elaine is going to Hell)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tn2_E37uQpY (Kramer baking his shirt)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iN0n3nmt8jY (Puddy's 8-ball Jacket)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiWdFjV0OCM (Kramer and other clips)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBZVarCbPQM (Kramer burns the Puerto Rican Flag)


KRAMER: Hello and welcome to Movie phone. If you know the name of the movie you'd like to see, press one.
GEORGE: Come on. Come on.
KRAMER: Using your touch-tone keypad, please enter the first three letters of the movie title, now. (George presses 3 keys)
KRAMER: You've selected ... Agent Zero? If that's correct, press one.
GEORGE: What?
KRAMER: Ah, you've selected ... Brown-Eyed Girl? If this is correct, press one. (George looks baffled)
KRAMER: Why don't you just tell me the name of the movie you've selected.
GEORGE: Chunnel?
KRAMER: To find the theater nearest you, please enter your five digit zip-code, now. (George enters his zip-code)
KRAMER: Why don't you just tell me where you want to see the movie?
GEORGE: Lowes Paragon, 84th and Broadway.
KRAMER: (picks up paper) Chunnel, is playing at the Paragon 84th Street cinema in the main theater at 9:30PM.
GEORGE: Yeah, now I gotcha! (hangs up the phone and rushes out the door)
KRAMER: It's also playing in theater number two at 9:00."


JERRY: So you won't believe what happened with Whatley today. It got back to hime that I made this little dentist joke and he got all offended. Those people can be so touchy.
KRAMER: Those people, listen to yourself.
JERRY: What?
KRAMER: You think that dentists are so different from me and you? They came to this country just like everybody else, in search of a dream.
JERRY: Kramer, he's just a dentist.
KRAMER: Yeah, and you're an anti-dentite.
JERRY: I am not an anti-dentite!
KRAMER: You're a rabid anti-dentite! Oh, it starts with a few jokes and some slurs. "Hey, denty!" Next thing you know you're saying they should have their own schools.
JERRY: They do have their own schools!
KRAMER: Yeah!....

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TRIVIA FOR SEINFELD

-In the very first episode, the first conversation was between George and Jerry about a button. In the very last episode, when they were sitting in jail, the last conversation they had was the same thing about the button.
-The backwards episode "The Betrayal" is based on a Harold Pinter play, "Betrayal", which also uses the same gimmick. Sue-Ellen Mishkie's fiancée in the episode is named Pinter in tribute to the playwright.
-In the episode where Elaine dates a man named Joel Rifkin, she tries to have him change his name, since Joel Rifkin is also the name of a man involved in a notorious New York City murder case. One of the initial suggestions for a new name was O.J. This episode was shot in 1993, a year before the O.J. Simpson murders.
-Jerry Seinfeld turned down an offer from NBC that would have made him $110 million for a tenth season of the show.
-In some episodes, when exterior shots of the fictional "Monk's Diner" are shown on 2 sides, you can visibly see the real name, Tom's Restuarant.
-George's initials couldn't have remained as the high score on the Frogger machine in "The Frogger" because arcade Frogger machines didn't store initials with high scores.
-In the episode in which Kramer options his coffee table book for a movie and moves to Florida, several newspaper headlines are featured as he runs for condo council president. In smaller print on these pages, other headlines read, "Larry David Gets Hole in One" "Larry David Injures Elbow", and "Larry David Never To Play Golf Again".
-Lawrence Tierney played Elaine's father in one episode. He was originally going to be a recurring character like Jerry's and George's parents. But Tierney's notorious volatility terrified the cast and crew and they did not want him back. According to the producers, Tierney took a knife from the set and hid it under his jacket. When Jerry Seinfeld asked him about it, Tierney pulled the knife and proceeded to imitate the famous shower scene and score from Psycho.
-When the final episode aired on May 14, 1998, the TV Land network honored the occasion by airing no programming in the show's timeslot. Instead the network just showed a still photo of a closed office door.
-The night before the final episode, ABC aired an episode of "Dharma & Greg" (1997) in which the couple tries to have sex in public because everyone will be indoors watching the "Seinfeld" finale.
-During the original airing of the finale, MTV aired original cartoons that were specially timed to fit into the finale's commercial breaks, so that viewers could freely watch both of them and not worry about missing anything.

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TALLIES OF RECURRING EVENTS/REFERENCES (as of Episode 168)

-Kramer entrances... 301 times - as of ALL episodes (both feet must be over doorstep)
-Meetings at Monk's Cafe... 286
-Opening of Jerry's fridge... 125
-Jerry on the phone... 120
-Jerry, George, Elaine or Kramer driving a car... 105 (not including LA scenes)
-Jerry's girlfriends... 73 (including Keith Hernandez)
-Rings of Jerry's buzzer... 56
-Baseball references... 51
-Jerry, Kramer, George, or Elaine watching TV... 44
-Superhero references... 37 (including Superman, Batman, Green Lantern, Elastic Man, Wonder Woman, Aquaman, and Rubber Man)
-Scenes in a Doctor's Office/Hospital... 34
-Chinese food references... 26
-Cigars smoked by Kramer... 22
-Scenes at an airport/on a plane... 21 -Bowls of cereal eaten... 19
-Jacket-related incidents... 16
-"Get Out!" shoves from Elaine... 14
-Nazi/Hitler references... 13
-Kennedy references... 10 (including JFK, JFK JR, Ethel & Jackie O)
-Subway scenes... 8
-Art Vandelay references... 7
-Three Stooges references... 4
-George has sex in an inappropriate place... 4
-Jerry's and George's boardwalk epiphanies... 3
-Bus scenes... 1
-Approximate amount of money lost by Jerry... $34,275.50 (Plus: TV, Stereo Receiver, 2 charter tickets to Paris, a BMW, 2 meals at Mendy's, and numerous amorous visits from a maid)

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CRIMES

JERRY-
Stealing the marble rye, Urinated in garage, Video pirating, Destroying American Currency, Phones in a bomb scare, Cock fighting, Littering, Manslaughter(?) - Brett dies in ambulance, Mail fraud - stereo, Steals girlfriend's fungicide, Pirated cable TV, Conspires with dentist for insurance fraud, Speeding - beautiful girlfriend gets him off, Steals table linens when hiding the mutton, Impersonates Murphy (accomplice)to getting a free ride, Steals Gypsy's jacket
-GEORGE-
Adultery, Aiding and Abetting a Fugitive - Celia busts out, Urinated in garage, Handicapped parking, Impersonates O'Brian to get a free ride, Defrauds unemployment office, Double parks cars, Steals photograph from Kruger's Office, Shoplifting Impressionist Book, Fraud - airline tickets death in family , Fraud - getting job faking a handicap, Stole from pharmacy, Slips ex-boss a mickey, Fire hydrant parking, Steals Heather's clock to get hat back
-ELAINE-
Steals her mannequin likeness, Dangerous driving (on The Van Wyck), Jaywalking - Ping's accident, Assists George with the mickey, Plagiarizes a Ziggy pig, Puts Canadian Quarters in apartment washing machines, Fraudulant use of corporate expense account
-KRAMER-
Returning cans to Michigan, Pirated cable TV, Agrees to perjury to aid Newman's parking tickets, Possession of Cuban cigars, Impersonating a doctor, Brawling with Reggie Miller at a Knick's game, Impersonates Proctologist and parks in Doctor's spot, Impersonating a police officer, Assaults Mickey Mantle, Betting on a Knick's game with a bookie, Stealing golf games, Destroying a washing machine, Smoking in a New York restaurant (Monk's), Stealing lobster, $600 in Parking Violations, Stealing Hospital Gloves
-NEWMAN-
Adultery with Svetlana, Hiding Federal mail, Returning cans to Michigan, Dumps beer on McDowell, Speeding - had a defective detector, Opens and reads Elaine's mail (almost admits it)
-TOGETHER-
Kramer/Darin - Dropping a bladder of oil out of a building onto Claire, George/Kramer - Scalping opera tickets, Elaine/Kramer/Newman - Kidnap a dog, Kramer/Newman - use illegal high flow shower heads
-OTHERS-
Attempted Robbery - Kramer's winnings, Assaulting an Officer - Kurt was mistaken for George, AWOL - Noreen took Elaine's advice , Bookmaking - Mike gets thumbs broken, Breaking out of Prison - Celia busts out, Theft of George's '76 Impala - the pigman from the hospital, Embezzlement - Celia is in jail, Five-Nineteen (possible) in progress, Kidnapping - kid from Pennsylvania carnival, Mail Fraud - the guy that left the woman-attracting jacket at Babs', Mass Murderer - the Smog Strangler in California, Mass Murderer - the other Joel Rifkin, Mass Murders - the Lopper, Mugged - Kramer, in park on the way home to the bathroom, Mugger - on bus, Jerry's apartment robbed, Jerry's car is stolen, Jewel Thief that Elaine buzzed up, Hijacking Aircraft - the Dominicans, Kramer's Gloves stolen in car (and returned), Robberies in Jerry's building, Rickshaw stolen by Rusty, Smoking - Rava on elevator, Stolen car by mechanic, Hit and Run - Angela hit Beckey's car, Heather (or someone else) steals the Russian hat from her apartment, Contraband Cuban Cigars - Mr. Ross, Cleaning man stealing the statue , Yankee equipment stolen, Prostitution - Jerry's apartment, Poppie - Breaks health code rules, Prison Breakout - Celia doesn't get parole, Theft - Rochelle Rochelle video from car, Theft - Armoire stolen by Gays, Theft - Patrice steals the salt and pepper from restaurant, Kramer tossed into Hudson River by mobsters who think he's dead, Purse Snatching - Jerry's European carryall, Prostitution, Richie doing drugs and needs an 'intervention', Seinfelds' condo is robbed, Selling Subway Slugs - the Russian cable guy, Shoplifting batteries - Helen and Morty, Shoplifting - Marcie takes Piaget watch, shoes, massage, facial, Suicide Attempt by Martine, Scalping Yankee Tickets - Steinbrenner hopes to make $40, Chocolate Bar theft - the mechanic, Prostitution in George and Kramer's cars, Murder - of Pinkus the Dry Cleaner, Penske and the board of directors - Indicted, Drugs - Zach detoxing, Scarsdale diet doctor murder - Scarsdale Surprise basis, Silvio - assaults Joe Mayo with sock full of pennies, Medical Impersonation - Tor Eckman was released from jail, Car Jacking

*Total Crimes - 117*

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REASONS FOR JERRY BREAKING UP WITH GIRLFRIENDS

-For not laughing at all.
-For laughing too strangely.
-For having bad taste in commercials.
-For having "Man Hands".
-For appearing to wear the same dress every day.
-For being too altruistic.
-For not kissing on the 3rd date.
-For possibly having fake breasts.
-For not giving him a massage.
-For not tasting his pie.
-For "shushing" him in front of the TV.
-For suggesting he share her toothbrush.
-For having been with (and getting dumped by!) Newman.
-For being his soul mate.
-For being liked by his parents.
-For eating peas one at a time.
-For being too nice.
-For apparently having no friends.
-For not letting him play with her toys.
-For having "two faces"- attractive in one light, ugly in another.
-For believing she got gonorrhea from a tractor seat.
-For making him choose between seeing her and speaking in an imaginary voice inspired by her belly button. ("Helloooo")
-For finishing his sentences.

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KRAMER'S BIG IDEAS

-A pizza place where you can make your own pie (to be owned and operated by Kramerica Industries).
-A roll-out tie dispenser.
-Levels - a radical design concept that will transform his apartment into a pillow-strewn "ancient Egypt" (later used as a scene in the NBC pilot, Jerry).
-The invisible coffee table, a transparent piece of furniture he builds out of a windshield; he and his then girlfriend (Elaine's roommate) shatter it while making love.
-A cologne that smells like the beach (co-opted by "the real" Calvin Klein as "Ocean").
-Faking a ski lodge in his appartment with ersatz wood wallpaper.
-A coffee-table book about coffee tables, with legs and a built-in coaster on the cover.
-Dispensing with his fridge and eating only fresh food.
-The Bro (or "Manssiere") - a bra for chesty men.
-Turning his appartment into a Swedish spa via a hot tub.
-Da Vinci sleep - 20 minutes every three hours, based on Leonardo's supposed slumber patterns.
-PB&J's, serving only peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwiches.
-Wearing only hot-out-of-the-dryer (or pizza oven) clothes.
-A car equipped with a periscope for urban navigation.
-Using butter in place of shaving cream and suntan lotion.
-A particularly fruitful episode found him dreaming up a spill-preventing bladder system for oil tankers and a bottle to dispense both mustard and ketchup (at the same time), plus taking credit for renovating the Chrysler Building's Cloud Club and 2.9 percent interest rates on Toyota one-tonne trucks.
-Realising lengthy showers cut into productivity, he adds a garbage disposal to his drain, thus allowing for tub-time food prep.
-Asserting that 94 percent of communication is nonverbal, he resolves never to speak again.
-A fleet of rickshaws pulled by New York City's homeless.
-Depositing bottles in Michigan for a $.10 refund instead of $.05 in other states in order to get a better profit.

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-Awards: Won 3 Golden Globes. Another 57 wins & 111 nominations

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HOW DOES KRAMER SUPPORT HIMSELF?

Kramer won $18,000 ($600 at 30 to 1) on a horse (named Papa Nick) when he got a tip on the subway. This, combined with his Coffee Table book royalties and whatever he made as a Calvin Klein underwear model, plus the fact that his apartment is rent controlled and he gets most of his food free from Jerry's refrigerator, means Kramer never has a money problem. Also he could have earned some money in Los Angeles in "The Trip" by appearing on 'Murphy Brown'. Kramer may have also received some sort of payment for being on strike (H&H Bagels). He acted out diseases for medical students to diagnose. Kramer also played Santa. Kramer also poses in police line-ups for $50 and once worked as a stand-in on "All My Children". In "The Muffin Tops", Kramer charged $37.50 for a ride on the "Peterman Reality Tour".

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THINGS THROWN OUT OF WINDOWS
(Expanded to: beyond 'windows' and beyond 'thrown')

-The electronic organizer
-The tape recorder
-Kramer's sandy boot
-George's toupee
-Jerry's new air conditioner, Commando 8 - 12,000 BTU's
-Jerry's $20 when Elaine wanted to see if Jerry always broke even.
-Jerry throws Jenna's toothbrush out her window.
-Candy bar Jerry tossed to Elaine that fell into sewer (that George then ate).
-George was also trying to reel in the Marble Rye.
-Jerry tossed out of cab by Kramer in Tuscany
-George passed test out window in College to Lettick(?)
-Elaine 'thrown' off bus for no exact change
-Beer that Newman spilled on Roger McDowell from the bleachers
-Hot Dog that Kramer threw at Reggie Miller
-Mugger that Kramer threw off the bus
-The trophy that punctured the Woody Woodpecker balloon.
-Big rubber ball filled with oil Kramer tossed out of the window at Play Now.
-George and the crew thrown out of Michelle's car for insulting L. Ron Hubbard.
-Puddy's fur coat
-JFK's golf clubs thrown out of car
-IQ test 'handed' out window.
-Newman out of second floor window
-Spit from the Gravely Road that hit Kramer in the front of the head
-Bags of bottles and cans out of mail truck
-Junoir Mint out gallery 'window'
-Water over the balcony that killed Miss. Rhode Island's pigeons
-Jerry and George thrown out of the cab for injuring Bette Midler
-Margaret (who used to date Newman) throws Jerry out of her car
-Manuscript - Elaine throws in Garbage after getting off elevator
-Kramer throws Newman out of mail truck to lighten the load
-George's Yankee cap Elaine throws on the field
-Egg dropped from George's building on his head
-Hampton Tomato thrown at George
-Mental patient who threw himself off the roof and landed on George's meticulously-parked car.

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DEATHS

People
-Aunt Baby - had internal problems (see cousin Mo)
-Aunt Clarice - George double dipped at the funeral
-Brett - hit by ax handle goes into coma with Elaine and Jerry
-singing Desperado- then "we're losing him" as doctor goes into a trance in the ambulance while Witchy Woman is playing -beeping heart monitor goes silent
-Celia's father - died from a long and painful bout of...
-Chelsea - strangled in L. A. with Kramer's script "on her person".
-Curly - Jerry thinks Crab Grass and Couch Grass killed him
-Cousin Mo - had internal problems (see Aunt Bebe)
-Drowning of 51 people - how many usually die on a cruise 30? 40?
-Duncan - it is just a matter of time ...
-Elaine's Grandparents - died five years ago
-Fiancee - said to have been eaten by Dingos
-Five people including the new busboy in a gas explosion
-Fulton - dies (maybe) after hearing Jerry's comedy in hospital
-Gammy Kranz - died but did not like a 'lazy eye'
-Gary Fogel - faked cancer died of car crash
-Gennice's Grandmother - no tears here
-George's Grandmother - died two weeks early because he did not know what to say
-Grandma Mimma - left all the linens
-Grandpa - left Jerry the clothes and statue
-Jayne Mansfield - said to have been choked by her bust
-Mrs. Hudwalker - lady in apartment above Jerry - Elaine wants it
-Jerry - shot by FBI agents
-Mr. Kornstein - died and kramer moved in
-Manya - who comes from a pony country to a non-pony country
-Marty Benson - 67 years old, caught cold when Richie dumped Gatorade on him
-Marvin Kessler - 96 but out of shape
-Mass Murderer - Son of Sam - David Berkowitz's mail bag
-Mass Murderer- Joel Rifkin's dismembered victims
-Mass Murderer - the Lopper
-Mass Murderer - The Smog Strangler
-Mental Patient(Pig man) - jumped onto George's perfectly parked car
-Moochie - Jerry and Seth's college friend
-Norman Bergerman - won't be leaving tips where he is
-Mrs. Peterman - George "killed" her
-Pinkus - The Dry Cleaner murdered by Gendason after Kramer and he argued about golf
-Poppie's Mother - ate bad fish on the high seas
-Mrs. Ross (Susan's grandmother) - died during the winter of 1947-1948
-Mr. Ross (Susan's grandfather) - died ten years later, to the day
-Russel Dalrymple - presumably drowned during Greenpeace action
-Six Hundred and Fifty Thousand - in the Civil War [The Stranded]
-Susan - toxic poison on envelopes
-Susie - faked her suicide
-Tail Gunner - had his brains blown out all over the Pacific

Animals
-Fredo - poisoned by the key
-Lobster - Kramer stole from lobster pot
-Pigeons - Miss Rhode Island's doves drowned by Jerry
-Pigeons - run over by George
-The Gold Fish - Elaine's plastic bag
-The Cat that George starved by not feeding it
-The Cat that Lomez killed by blowing neighbour's electicity
-Captain Nemo - in the third at Belmont had to be killed
-Cockroaches - killed by Mrs. Pasteur with boots on her hands

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SEINFELD EXPRESSIONS AND LANGUAGE

-Anti-dentite
-Anti-virgin
-An Unvitation
-Bad breaker-upper
-Big Salad
-Bizarro World
-Can't stand ya! (for Costanza)
-Crook Eye
-Double dipped
-Festivus
-Festivus for the restivus!
-Get out!
-Gettin' jiggy with it.
-Giddy up!
-Gold Jerry gold!
-Hard of smelling
-Hellllooooo !
-Hipster Doofus
-Hoochie Mama!
-I can't spare a square.
-I choose not to run!
-I'll keep it in the vault.
-I'm not a lesbian! I hate men, but I'm not a lesbian!
-It's freakin' me out!
-It's go time!
-It's not you, it's me.
-It's the best, Jerry! The best!
-Jerry Jerry Dingle Berry
-Jerry Seinsmelled
-Jimmy Legs
-Jimmy Arms
-Kavorka
-Let's get nuts!
-Look to the cookie!
-Makeup sex
-Man Hands
-Man Fur
-Mansier
-Master of My Domain
-Mimbo
-My little man's an idiot
-Mulva
-My boys can swim!
-My boys need a house!
-My neck is one gargantuan monkey fist!
-My worlds are colliding!
-No soup for you!
-Nonvite
-Not that there's anything wrong with that.
-Oh Moses smell the roses!
-Phone: call waiting face off
-Phone: cell phone walk and talk
-Phone: prison call
-The Pop-in
-Put your sorries in a sack mister.
-Re-gifter
-Serenity now!
-Sexual perjury
-Shrinkage
-Shiksappeal
-Shmoopie
-Sidler
-Soup Nazi
-Sponge-worthy
-Stab-worthy
-(Substitute your name) is gettin' upset!
-(Substitute your name) likes his/her chicken spicy!
-Sweet fancy Moses!
-Talkers:
...Close talker
...High talker
...Low talker
...Long talker
-That's a shame.
-That's kooky talk!
-The Bro
-The Drake
-The Forbidden City
-The Manzierre
-The Stink eye
-These Pretzels are making me thirsty.
-This dry air is curing me like a black forest ham!
-This is just GRRREAT!
-Ungifting
-Urban Sombrero
-Yada yada yada
-Yo Yo Ma!


I know...Im obsessed

Answer 2

I know oh you feel they guy that was obsessed with me was 11 years OLDER then me kinda freaky I did not no how to let him down so I told him that i was did not like him in that way and had a boyfriend was that the wrong thing to do OH YEAH because then he started going to my boyfriends house and telling him to stop seeing me so it totally freaked him right out and then he moved 45min away in the middle of no where they guy that is obsessed I still see him looking in my windows and calling my at 2 Am and leave me messages say he loves me want to be with me but I want to be friends nothing MORE he 3 years later he finally found some one knew to freak out lol

Answer 3

Seinfeld sucks

Answer 4

I really enjoy his work. I've borrowed a few seasons on dvds from a friend (who enjoys him more than I do, and who is also perpetually single like Seinfeld...ugh...but that's another story), and I have his book SeinLanguage. Funny guy.

Answer 5

Not obsessed, but my husband and I really loved the show. We do own the seasons 1 thru 6 so far. The show is hysterical!

Answer 6

Who are these people?!

Answer 7

I have been so depressed since the ending of his show that I spend time doing stuff like this waiting for the reruns...

Answer 8

1

Answer 9

You have to much free time on your hands. Get a Job.

Answer 10

I do like it more than I should.

Answer 11

naw ....have twins and see if you got time for tv.