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2006-06-09 17:50:51 · 20 answers · asked by nwrd01 1 in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

I am myself, and so I am not.

2006-06-09 17:54:39 · update #1

20 answers

Try your Luck in Planet Venus, dude !
:-))

2006-06-09 17:56:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Because we aren't on planet Earth anymore.

It's a well-concealed fact that aliens, perhaps aliens like you, switched our entire race to an Earth-type planet circling a star in another galaxy 13,000,000,000,000 light years from our own Milky Way. They waited until we all fell asleep at the same time, and then slipped us through a invisible blue hole in the center of our Sun that connects with the center of the star we currently orbit today. This switch occurred less than two years ago, and the only reason I know it happened is because I'm a light sleeper, and I woke up when one of the aliens stepped on a squeaky floorboard outside my bedroom.

2006-06-10 00:57:51 · answer #2 · answered by Milton a.k.a. the building pyro 4 · 0 0

Because there is NOWORD from you and since you are from a different planet they do not know your language and even if they speak you may not understand.Why not you be the first to break the ice. Also why not talk to men too and exchange info about your planet.

2006-06-10 00:55:45 · answer #3 · answered by THATHA75 6 · 0 0

1. Try treating them like ladies instead of sluts.
2. Attend to your personal hygiene.
3, Drop the negative attitude. Nobody wants to be seen with a loser.

2006-06-10 00:53:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I don't see why not unless you are from the planet Mars. Maybe you need to start the conversation.

2006-06-10 01:02:04 · answer #5 · answered by ₦âħí»€G 6 · 0 0

Well, do you ever talk to any girls? If you don't, then you can't blame them for not talking to you. they might just not like the way you talk.

2006-06-10 00:56:05 · answer #6 · answered by slee z 3 · 0 0

Maybe there put of by the alien girls u talk to.

2006-06-10 00:54:57 · answer #7 · answered by xoɟ ʍous 6 · 0 0

life sucks ? maybe it does. but be thankful for the way things are. it could be worse you know. a suggestion: get a pet, a female pet... at least she's not as bad as some woman i've run across...

2006-06-10 01:02:10 · answer #8 · answered by NUCKING FUTS!!! 2 · 0 0

everybody is very much like a mirror.if you smile upon the it,it smiles back upon you;but if you frown and look doubtful on it,you will get a similar look in return!

2006-06-10 01:09:53 · answer #9 · answered by morning 2 · 0 0

Do you try talking to them? There must be something you're doing or NOT doing that makes them not want to talk to you. Be open, be funny, be available, be YOURSELF!

2006-06-10 00:53:28 · answer #10 · answered by tom_a_hawk12 4 · 0 0

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