Know any good Chuck Norris jokes?
2006-06-09 17:11:55 · 11 answers · asked by Brad S 1 in Social Science ➔ Gender Studies
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com
2006-06-09 17:14:30 · answer #1 · answered by jibba.jabba 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1) how do you give a squirrel a reach around? ...very carefully.
2) my favorite Chuck Norris jokes:
--Helen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.
--Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
--Cars were invented as a faster way to flee from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
--Chuck Norris can touch M.C. Hammer
2006-06-10 00:18:45 · answer #2 · answered by KateMfield 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The bicycle!
Two virtuous nuns, a heterosexual cabin boy, and the parakeet were stranded on a desert island with Chuck Norris. The nuns found a bottle of glue and can of Sterno floating in onto the beach. The cabin boy soon made it clear what his intentions were when the parakeet pleaded with Chuck Norris....
Oh, you've heard that one? Nevermind. Wasn't that funny. I guess.
2006-06-10 00:32:34 · answer #3 · answered by NeoArt 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep some maize corns very near to you.
2006-06-10 00:22:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
put glue on a spinning peanut
2006-06-10 00:15:06 · answer #5 · answered by joegossum 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brad..yer not making sense.
2006-06-10 00:13:50 · answer #6 · answered by oneblondepilgrim 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you're strange, why are you obscessed with squirrels?
2006-06-10 00:17:37 · answer #7 · answered by Tina of Lymphland.com 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
With a shot gun!
2006-06-10 00:14:43 · answer #8 · answered by k9ofstrikex 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stfu
2006-06-10 00:13:58 · answer #9 · answered by ballin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very carefully
2006-06-10 00:14:28 · answer #10 · answered by werk2much2000 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋