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My sister got mad at my other sister...so she bit her belly button.

No joke.

2006-06-09 15:45:24 · answer #1 · answered by Susie 6 · 2 2

The government amending the constitution so George W Bush can stay in office for a 3rd term.

2006-06-09 15:44:37 · answer #2 · answered by B-Dub 3 · 0 0

to make you laugh with or without using a joke, it recquire me to have control over your diaphram, vocal chords, lungs, and mouth. Perhaps if i made a wierd girl remote that could control you i could then force you to laugh, which technically I would be "MAKING" you laugh.

2006-06-09 15:51:26 · answer #3 · answered by shponglehaawke 1 · 0 0

When I was 4 I got a plastic bear from a necklace stuck up my nose and they had to use giant tweezers to remove it.

2006-06-09 15:51:38 · answer #4 · answered by psychob18 3 · 0 0

Britney Spears is writng a book on child rearing.

2006-06-09 15:43:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

my brother came home last week and the flood light was broken on his jeep - so my dad asked him what happened he said he was driving along and the truck in front of him hit a squirrel and the squirrel flew up and hit his light and broke it -

so essentially - a flying squirrel broke his flood light

2006-06-09 15:43:06 · answer #6 · answered by Shopaholic Chick 6 · 0 0

I once broke my toe by falling out of a computer chair

2006-06-09 15:42:43 · answer #7 · answered by rockydriver22 5 · 0 0

one time, my dog started to look out the window and then she saw a cat. and that was her very first time seeing a cat. and then she started to stand on the window sill, all four feet. and then she started to bark. and then she started to move aroung on the window sill. and then she fell off and then she still wagged her tail.

2006-06-09 17:23:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anna. 4 · 0 0

this ain't no joke, my sister just fell into the doorway and got stuck, we are going to have to cut the door to get her out.

2006-06-09 15:43:25 · answer #9 · answered by Iron Rider 6 · 0 0

My cat thinks a dog.He chases the mailman and cars.

2006-06-09 15:44:29 · answer #10 · answered by asmikeocsit 7 · 0 0

Did you know that Eskimos use refrigerators to keep food FROM freezing

2006-06-09 15:43:16 · answer #11 · answered by AnoNyMouS 2 · 0 0

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