Has this ever happened to you?
You work very horde on a paper for English clash
And then get a very glow raid (like a D or even a D=)
and all because you are the word¹s liverwurst spoiler.
Proofreading your peppers is a matter of the the utmost impotence.
This is a problem that affects manly, manly students.
I myself was such a bed spiller once upon a term
that my English teacher in my sophomoric year,
Mrs. Myth, said I would never get into a good colleague.
And that¹s all I wanted, just to get into a good colleague.
Not just anal community colleague,
because I wouldn¹t be happy at anal community colleague.
I needed a place that would offer me intellectual simulation,
I really need to be challenged, challenged dentally.
I know this makes me sound like a stereo,
but I really wanted to go to an ivory legal collegue.
So I needed to improvement
or gone would be my dream of going to Harvard, Jail, or Prison
(in Prison, New Jersey).
So I got myself a spell checker
and figured I was on Sleazy Street.
But there are several missed aches
that a spell chukker can¹t can¹t catch catch.
For instant, if you accidentally leave a word
your spell exchequer won¹t put it in you.
And God for billing purposes only
you should have serial problems with Tori Spelling
your spell Chekhov might replace a word
with one you had absolutely no detention of using.
Because what do you want it to douch?
It only does what you tell it to douche.
You¹re the one with your hand on the mouth going clit, clit, clit.
It just goes to show you how embargo
one careless clit of the mouth can be.
Which reminds me of this one time during my Junior Mint.
The teacher read my entire paper on A Sale of Two Titties
out loud to all of my assmates.
I¹m not joking, I¹m totally cereal.
It was the most humidifying experience of my life,
being laughed at pubically.
So do yourself a flavor and follow these two Pisces of advice:
One: There is no prostitute for careful editing.
And three: When it comes to proofreading,
the red penis your friend.
2006-06-09 14:06:08
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answered by Anonymous
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It might seem like "petty stuff" but he COULD be using these "petty" lies to cover up bigger ones. I'm not saying that he actually HAS bigger things to hide, but you need to be aware that it IS a possibility. I've been in this type of situation, it didn't make sense to me either, until I uncovered the truth-- the whole truth.
I think you need to confront him about it. Tell him you saw one of his children when he was supposed to be with that child.
OH BUT PLEASE DON"T ANSWER THE PHONE WHILE YOU ARE STILL DRUNK!
It is NOT a good idea to try to sort any problems out while you are drunk. Wait until tomorrow. If he asks why you didn't answer, just tell him the truth: You were drunk and could not address the situation at that time. DON'T PLAY HIS GAME. DON"T TELL ANY LIES. It only lowers you to his level.
2006-06-09 21:10:34
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answered by Amanda 2
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Well I know you should not be with someone who lies to you petti or not but maybe he just needed a break or has an explanation, I would talk to him and see what he says first but if it is not want to hear avoid him for a couple of days and maybe he will wise up and change his ways, but you cant feel worried he is lieing all the time you will be Misrible trust me on that I speak from experience.
2006-06-09 21:08:05
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answered by lori b 1
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First, you need to drink more. Your writing is still too steady.
Second, answer the phone if he calls back.
Third, in a pleasant voice, ask him how was his evening. Name the kid you saw on the street, and ask if that kid had a nice time at his friend's house. If he explains that the kid couldn't go, then he's not a liar. If he tells a story about the kid being at his friend's house, then tell him you saw the kid on the street and hang up on him.
2006-06-09 21:07:29
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answered by eddygordo19 6
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First of all stop drinking at least not to the point of getting drunk. This inhibits your thoughts. You can't confront him in that state of mind. Just ask him to tell you the truth usually by telling them you know more than what he is telling will drive him to tell the truth but understand it won't be the whole truth. It never is. I would consider getting out of the relationship for a bit and see what happens
But you need to pull it out of him and tell him you saw one of his children but not until he doesn't give you the right answer. Let him sweat it out.
2006-06-09 21:05:34
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answered by empress222 1
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if he calls back ask him why he lied 2 u. and if he said he didn't lie then tell him that u saw one of those kids or something whatever happened.
2006-06-09 21:03:46
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answered by kath90 1
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If he's lieing to you about this kind of thing, I'd say it's time to start thinking about a new BF .
2006-06-09 21:02:26
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answered by zippyrrrplus8 1
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Maybe he lied because you're a crazy stalker who goes by his house to check up on him?
2006-06-09 21:01:21
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answered by Kenny ♣ 5
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Well seems u need to wait till tomorrow when you are sober and talk to him about this!! Maybe he didn't wanna be around you while you were drinking!!
2006-06-09 21:05:13
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answered by one_redneckmom 4
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Sound like a match made in heaven.
2006-06-09 21:01:52
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answered by nemraC 6
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