2006-06-09 12:44:55 · 25 answers · asked by Airplanegirl 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
That is my favorite part... about matresses or pillows.
As soon as I get home, always gives a laugh.
2006-06-09 12:55:37 · answer #1 · answered by AG 33 & A Third 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you must be warned..
they are going to come and silently break in to your home, most likely during the middle of the night, they do it that way so they can get pictures of the actual person who sleeps in the now TAG LESS mattress..the assume if your sleeping on the mattress then you must be the owner.
so at any time any night they will be thee to get enough evidence to convict you of tagging...or as it should be called untagging a mattress.
so I say to you, Good Luck
2006-06-09 22:38:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They are going to come for you. They are the Department of Mattress Security which is a subdivision of the Department of Homeland Security. Otherwise we can't tell if it's a counterfeit mattress stuffed with al Quaeda.
2006-06-13 12:51:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The mattress police are almost at your house ! It's a felony ! Run !
You have been reported to them.
2006-06-09 19:49:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Arrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhh!!!!!!! No, they know where you live, they'll be round to put the tags back on, you do know those tags contain listening devices don't you? Have you heard that conspiracy theory before?
2006-06-13 10:49:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"This is the Mattress Police.
Come out with your hands up.
We have you surrounded.
Drop your weapons (and for God's sake make sure you have clean underwear on)."
2006-06-10 09:44:50 · answer #6 · answered by JeffyB 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"They" are a little too busy listening to our cell phone conversations to worry about you felony tag-rippers right now. But once the war on terror is over...watch out sister! You'll be on the top of "Their" list!!!
2006-06-13 14:47:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was a time in my life when I would read those tags and actually wonder...lol
2006-06-10 13:31:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those attached instructions are meant for the retailers. Still a funny joke though.
2006-06-09 19:50:49 · answer #9 · answered by capitalism4sale-cheap 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go directly to Jail do not Collect $200
YOu can have my get out of jail card
Good Luck and God Bless!!
2006-06-10 02:44:36 · answer #10 · answered by msqtech 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋