2006-06-09 12:19:37 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Home & Garden ➔ Garden & Landscape
It probably won't work. I heard sharks are afraid of bicycles.
2006-06-09 12:29:44 · answer #1 · answered by Alice Chaos 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I used to have sharks in my moat, but it got too expensive to replace them every time the Mormons ate them,
2006-06-10 12:22:17 · answer #2 · answered by whitebird002 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sharks will only work if your moat is fed by saltwater. Use about 6 alligators instead.
2006-06-10 19:47:45 · answer #3 · answered by dragonmomof3 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One shark ought to do the trick, just make sure the drawbridge is rigged to break in the middle so they fall in the moat!
2006-06-09 23:55:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sharks???? that's too expensive!!!
try this product: Mormons away body spray>kinda works as a mosquito Repellent
2006-06-11 06:01:05 · answer #5 · answered by •Sir Leon• 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You better keep several piranhas,several sharks and many barracudas. Once they start coming they just keep comming. It is hard to keep them away, they are very persistant, and the only way is to get rude.
2006-06-09 22:43:09 · answer #6 · answered by badgirl41 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my sharks choke on their little pamphlets. so i just called them a them at their worship hall and told not to come to my address. been pamphlet free for 4 yrs. it was just as easy to get rid of the witness too.
2006-06-11 17:13:45 · answer #7 · answered by jaded 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10 -sharks
7- crocks
1 -swarms killer bees
2- colonies of fire ants
Why?
2006-06-09 19:30:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only one if he was educated in the true word of the Bible. He would be able to debate with them untill they were so confused.
2006-06-09 19:22:38 · answer #9 · answered by Alicia 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmm... i think this works better with Jehovah's Witnesses...
2006-06-09 19:51:31 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋