How many GW. Bushes does it take to change a light bulb?
funniest answer wins!!
2006-06-09 12:10:51 · 26 answers · asked by nefariousx 6 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
One to miss the obvious fact that it burned out.
One to get advice from someone in his cabinet that it burned out.
One to choke on a pretzel he found on the floor under the light bulb.
One to blame the light bulb's failure on Democrats.
One to send troops to war with GE over the bulb's failure.
One to declare "Mission Accomplished" after removing the bad bulb, but not replacing it with anything.
And finally, one to tell the guys who didn't replace the bulb, "You're doin' a heck of a job."
2006-06-09 12:15:46 · answer #1 · answered by crutnacker 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
thank god there is only one of him .after noticing the light no longer worked properly he would begin to wonder why .this would leed him to a revelation that he could no longer work in the evenings when it got dark . after several months people would ask gwb why he no longer stayed late at work like he did on two or three other occasions in the past and he would say i finaly saw the light and realized that changing it would require trillions of dollars and the lives of thousands of americans and we could not afford that again. seriously gwb whats the reason --- i told you --i saw the light-- ok if you do not wanna say you could of just said so in the first place----gwb
ALL---right ---remember a few years back i tried to change something and it still has'nt happened i told america i could fix it and now everybody is mad at me and i just don't want to go through it all again .the press will ask me questions like gwb did you find the light switch yet ? rumsfeld said you would find the switch any day now ---.have you found it? gwb well the intellegence agency told me it would be on the south wall or maybe on the north wall but it will be there.i had people look and so far nothing no switch anywhere .then they would say was there a switch and i again would tell them ---the switch had to be there the light was seen being used by others in the office so we know there is a switch somewhere.My advisers tell me that we will find the switch anyday that they must of hidden it somewhere .else. ---gwb could the switch have been transported out of the room some how?---well some electricians where in the building and have left now so it is possible they took it with them.--gwb when will you see the light? will you ever see the light ?gwb --gwb was there a light on when you where re-elected --gwb gwb wait .
i kinda picture the press giving me a hard time for years over whether or not i have seen the light and it just aint worth it.
2006-06-09 13:22:22 · answer #2 · answered by playtoofast 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well... it's an impossible situation... and no bulb would ever be replaced....
first when he realizes the light bulb is out, he would form a national anti-darkness council to make sure no other light bulbs went out... he would also have an "illumination index" that told us the threat level of bulbs going out in America... and he would also tap our electric lines to make sure we we're the reason the bulb is out in the first place...
then he would invade Iran and say that they caused the light bulb to go out and that the had "bulbs of mass illumination"... none of which could be supported with viable evidence...
but actually replacing the bulb... hahaha... that's as crazy as making bin Laden a priority...
even with more than one Bush... they would all just do the same thing and support the other Bush's decisions... more is as pointless as one...
2006-06-09 12:28:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do you want there to be more than one GW Bush? Anything to do with that Amendment 22?
2006-06-09 12:27:48 · answer #4 · answered by meathead76 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
None, he's too dumb so his mommy has to do it for him. :D
More than can be counted...
Three: One to start a war about the "terrorist bulb", one to screw up the speech about the bulb, and a third to ask Cheney to do it....
Eventually, someone else does it.
2006-06-09 12:13:57 · answer #5 · answered by mouse001 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
None: the bulb is not out, the light is shining brightly and the newly enlightened population is thriving under their new freedoms!
2006-06-09 12:14:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
3
1 to tell someone to change the lightbulb
1 to watch from the bunker as the lightbulb gets changed
1 to make sure the lightbulb changing data gets classified
I left out the 250 Halliborton employees required to actually change the lightbulb.
2006-06-09 12:19:29 · answer #7 · answered by john_stolworthy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's like the question: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW!
2006-06-09 12:13:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
One. It takes Democommies a long time.
2006-06-09 12:16:28 · answer #9 · answered by shakeragroad_2000 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
None. He would set up one of his cronies in business to do it. With a multimillion dollar contract.
2006-06-09 12:14:10 · answer #10 · answered by kentata 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋