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I want to join a street gang and need help deciding which has the best street rep. Right now it is between the Crips, Bloods, MS-13, South Side Locos, and (my personal favorite) the Mexican Mafia.

Little about your home boy: I'm mad ripped (like I weigh 450lbs), and I've gots lots of energy because I haven't been out of be in two years. My fighting style is da bomb as we say, cuz I leveled to 60 in WoW several times, no one stop me. For shizzle! also my I live with my mother and she's kewl wit buying me a gat and some 40s. basically I think I'm all set.

So my interests include WoW (like duh), deep fried food, and blastin caps in fools. i've never actually met a gang member, but I'm sure they'll be impressed with my obvious street cred (I mean, come on I weight like 500lbs).

So which gang is right for me? PEace out! (and to all the bitches out there -- holla at ya boy!)

2006-06-09 12:04:26 · 12 answers · asked by goochsr 2 in Entertainment & Music Music

12 answers

If you're about 500 lbs, I would say Weight Watchers sounds like a gang for you.

2006-06-09 12:08:51 · answer #1 · answered by Miss Mouse 6 · 3 1

Be a crip. cuz hoover deuce iz da tighest gang out dere. i should no cuz my play brother is one, and so are most of my home- boys. But if u dont wanna do dat b a blood.... its da next best thing.

2006-06-09 12:09:47 · answer #2 · answered by thacutieof93 3 · 1 0

If your 500 puonds, then join SUMO Werstling.
Insted of a gang, Go to college and be someone.

2006-06-09 12:11:53 · answer #3 · answered by Champ 2 · 0 0

Join the Junior Chipmunks!! I hear they love baby ducks, green ink pens and eat spaghetti with a spoon!!

2006-06-09 12:35:05 · answer #4 · answered by Damned fan 7 · 1 0

Congratulations. You have won the Darwin Award for least evolved and least humorous person on the planet.

2006-06-09 12:09:33 · answer #5 · answered by notyou311 7 · 0 1

If you want to get the anger out, join the intifadah

2006-06-09 12:12:56 · answer #6 · answered by Sim S 2 · 0 0

I heard Jenny Craig needed a new sponsor. Go Jenny !!!

2006-06-09 12:34:59 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 1 0

Ahh try not going with any?

Are you serious ...got to college or get a job?

2006-06-09 12:09:25 · answer #8 · answered by tequieromucho2004 3 · 1 0

why join a gang when you can earn money and have your fun the right way???

2006-06-09 12:11:27 · answer #9 · answered by frontstreetboy2004 3 · 1 0

Yeah, would love to, the group we put all jerks like you into.

2006-06-09 12:13:35 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 1 0

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