Who has got my husband's sock?

Question

Can I have it back please???

Answer 1

Hello I am the little mouse that lives in the hole by the fireplace, You never notice me cuz i'm small. but the sock makes a nice bed thanks. Could you leave another one on the floor tonight so I can use it in my upstairs mouse hole bedroom?

Answer 2

Look. This really is quite a serious issue here, and you lot just don't seem to have grasped the enormity of it. I've lost my sock, and they just make jokes about it.

Really dear, they are only joking. Particularly TKO. Never met her in my life. Apart from maybe once, but we were probably drunk or something. So it doesn't count.
I had no idea that its_hard_getting_a_good_name was watching. Cheeky bu55er. He should have paid.

Answer 3

The gremlins in the washing machine ate it. They are always doing that. They take them because they make good nests, especially if they are woolly ones(the socks, not the gremlins, I don't think you get woolly gremlins). My quilt cover ate a pair of tights once and then spat them out along with some more clothes and toys when I went to put the cover on my bed!

Answer 4

Its a well known fact that all socks that go missing have just escaped to the wild where they are now running free, be kind and release its life mate so they can be a pair once again.

Answer 5

Look I am really sorry about taking your husbands sock. This morning when he walked outside to get the morning paper, I flew by with superman like speed and ripped it off his toesies... I will return a fresh clean pair as soon as possible.

Answer 6

HOTEL KERALA-FONIA


On the road to Trivandrum
Coconut oil in my hair
Warm smell of avial
Rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance
I saw a bright pink tube-light
My tummy rumbled, I felt weak and thin
I had to stop for a bite
There he stood in the doorway
Flicked his mundu in style
And I was thinking to myself
I don't like the look of his sinister smile
Then he lit up a petromax
Muttering "No power today"
More Mallus down the corridor
I thought I heard them say

Welcome to the Hotel Kerala-fonia
Such a lousy place,
Such a lousy place (background)
Such a sad disgrace,
Plenty of bugs at the Hotel Kerala-fonia
Any time of year
Any time of year (background)
It's infested here
It's infested here

His finger's stuck up his nostril
He's got a big, thick mustache
He makes an ugly, ugly noise
But that's just his laugh
Buxom girls clad in pavada
Eating banana chips
Some roll their eyes, and
Some roll their hips
I said to the manager
My room's full of mice
He said,
Don't worry, saar, I sending you
meen karri, brandy and ice
And still those voices were crying from far away
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them pray

Save us from the Hotel Kerala-fonia
Such a lousy place,
Such a lousy place (background)
Such a sad disgrace
Trying to live at the Hotel Kerala-fonia
It is no surprise
It is no surprise (background)
That it swarms with flies

The blind man was pouring
Stale sambar on rice
And he said
We are all just actors here
In Silk Smitha-disguise
And in the dining chamber
We gathered for the feast
We stab it with our steely knives
But we just can't cut that beef
Last thing I remember
I was writhing on the floor
That cockroach in my appam-stew was the culprit,
I am sure
Relax, said the watchman
This enema will make you well
And his friends laughed as they held me down
God's Own Country? Oh, Hell!

(c) The Yeagles

The lyrics of Hotel California from which the above song was inspired as a parody is below...

Answer 7

Actually, my alter ego stole your sock. I found her in a fetal position in a corner. Apparently, she died after a brief whiff of your husbands funky sock. Don't worry though. It's hanging over my mantle. I keep it as a memento.

Answer 8

The dryer ate the sock for dessert.

Answer 9

Check the bottom of the washer. Washers love to eat socks.

Answer 10

My husband has got your husband's sock!!!! As your husband dived semi naked out of my bedroom window, my husband tried to grab him but only managed to get hold of his foot, your semi naked husband squealed and wriggled like a piglet and managed to get free, slipping his foot out of his sock. As he ran for his life ac cross the garden, with our staffordshire bull terrier in hot pursuit, he tried desperately to jump over the 6ft electrified barbed wire fence, but the 5ft by 4ft pond just below the fence proved a little difficult to over come, sadly after slipping on my husbands prized koi carp (which were happily swimming about in the pond) your husband struggled in vain to get over the 6ft electrified fence and after catching up with him our dog ripped off his Y front under pants. My husband has them too now!! I over heard my husband tell his mate that he is currently in the process of hiring a blood hound to track him down and when he catches your husband, then my husband and his "Family" are planning to give him a new pair of "concrete boots" and teach him to "swim wid da fishes"
I think that is very kind of my husband considering the circumstances but my friend Tracey thinks it would be wise if you took out insurance on your husband. That's what she did and now although she has not seen her husband for quite some time now, at least she is comforted by the shopping she can now do on a regular basis.

Answer 11

actually, i bet it is in the washing machine like the other guy said. i know a guy who works at a scrapyard and he said when they pull the agitator out of the machine theres usually sup to 15 socks still in there.