please...the cleaner the better...
and twisted humor is the best...
2006-06-09 09:18:24 · 6 answers · asked by rainbowz001 4 in Games & Recreation ➔ Other - Games & Recreation
here's a good one....man gets into car wreck....wife goes to hospital and talks to doctor...doctor says "ma'am, your husband has suffered some severe brain trauma....we have a revolutionary new proceedure, a brain transplant...now, he can get a brain from a male for $100,000 or a brain from a female for $10,000. Just think it over and let me know what you decide." The wife thinks it over and asks "why is the woman's brain so much cheaper?" the Dr says: "Cause it's been used"
get it? hahaha....i love that....and so do all my female friends....men dont think it is so funny though :)
2006-06-09 09:25:31 · answer #1 · answered by susuze2000 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
HILLARY'S FIRST NIGHT AS PRESIDENT in January 2009
Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her
first night in the White House. She has waited so long...........
The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says,
"How can I best serve my country?"
Washington says, "Never tell a lie."
"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...
Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Jefferson says,
"Listen to the people."
"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."
On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears..
Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Lincoln says,
"Go to the theater."
2006-06-09 16:22:20 · answer #2 · answered by Biker 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay so I saw this one a card.
The front said, I went into the card store to find you the perfect card. I asked the lady working there to help me, and she said "What's your friends like" so I told her
inside
Then she told me to get out or she would call security
2006-06-09 16:21:14 · answer #3 · answered by surfer4776 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging out of his zipper. The bartender asks, hey what's with that steering wheel.
The pirate says, "Arrgghhh, It's driving me nuts".
2006-06-09 16:23:30 · answer #4 · answered by Hax 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
(BLOND JOKE)
there were these three blond women and a wizard. the wizard said if u jump off a cliff and make a wish, it will come true. the first blond jumped off the cliff and said i wish i was an eagle and she turned into an eagle. the second one jumped off and said i wish, i wish i was a fish so she turned into a fish. the last one ripped her brand new jeans on a rock and said oh crap and fell off the cliff so she turned into a pile of crap!!
2006-06-09 16:29:29 · answer #5 · answered by Lauren 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw this and thought it was pretty funny.
"I am Nobody. Nobody is Perfect. Therefore, I am Perfect!"
Have a nice day :)
2006-06-09 16:22:49 · answer #6 · answered by ☼Grace☼ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋