2006-06-09 06:11:21 · 8 answers · asked by well_clever_i_am 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
what did the mexican guy say when a house fell on him? get off me homes!!!
2006-06-09 06:26:11 · answer #1 · answered by tereval198912 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'll try even though I'm lamee.
Marie Antoniette said to the executor before her death
"Excuse me menrious you are stepping on my foot "
*slash * her neck was cut by the guiletting mwuahah!
Ohh , she's a complete fool.
For Example , when some peasant came to her and said " i do not have enought bread or money to make bread"
She answered: Then why don't you bake cakes"
haha.
2006-06-09 06:16:35 · answer #2 · answered by Pistaccio 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there was a man by the ocean side praying and god told him to make two wishes, so he asked god saying ,can you build a bridge over the ocean so that i can see over the other side? god pause then answered it is impossible with the logistics, what is your next wish?he replied i had 4 insensitve wives how can i get a sensitive one... god pause for a very long time and said how much lanes do you want on that bridge, 2 or4 lanes?
2006-06-09 06:29:42 · answer #3 · answered by firewall 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an ar§e kicking contest.
Rowan Atkinson
2006-06-09 06:27:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The difference between man and animals is that we don't use our tongue to clean our genitals. - Red Dwarf
or
Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. Had he run unopposed he would have lost. - Mort Sahl
2006-06-09 06:17:13 · answer #5 · answered by Mamadog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
I used to have a bunch of friends until the doctor put me on medication and they all went away.
Ok - these are on t-shirts - but I think they're funny. SMILE
2006-06-09 06:14:45 · answer #6 · answered by butterfliesRfree 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"That's why the pawns go first." X-Men 3 Movie
Doesn't it just make you wonder why it's so funny? Guess you will have to go see the movie now.
2006-06-09 06:16:48 · answer #7 · answered by MindStorm 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Not only is life a *****, it has puppies."
Adrienne Gusoff.
2006-06-09 06:22:48 · answer #8 · answered by Eden* 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋