O.K you have just about 3rd degree rug burns on your knees. "painful but feels so good"
Your children age 12 and 6 come up to you and asked what happened. What would you tell them?
2006-06-09 05:43:53 · 13 answers · asked by Andy S 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Tell them you were wrestling with Mommy. The 12 year old will probably catch on and the 6 year old will prolly want to wrestle too. So be ready to rough-house in the floor for awhile.
2006-06-09 05:53:37 · answer #1 · answered by Velken 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I would probably tell them that I was bangin mommy's brains out next to the Dora the explorer DVD collection.
2006-06-09 06:05:08 · answer #2 · answered by Big Fred 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You tell them you were on the carpet goofing around and rug burned yourself,, good grief, you don't tell your kids you were pounding mom and got carried away,,good grief!!
2006-06-09 06:08:14 · answer #3 · answered by yeller 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A great big porkie at that age i certainly would not tell the truth that's for sure !
2006-06-09 05:58:09 · answer #4 · answered by okayalder62 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is obviously your way of bragging, use common sense and tell a lie.
2006-06-09 05:51:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
U fell down and got hurt
2006-06-09 07:38:48 · answer #6 · answered by redsgirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that when you were on your knees, cleaning, that the friction in the carpet gave you burns.
2006-06-09 05:47:12 · answer #7 · answered by dari98dae99 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell them that mommy was cleaning carpet.
2006-06-09 06:07:33 · answer #8 · answered by cwallflower32 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not the truth.
2006-06-09 14:32:30 · answer #9 · answered by sweetness 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell them you were play horsey with mom
2006-06-09 05:51:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋