I have a real problem. I'm at work, so make this answer quick. How do I make my farts sound louder?

Answer 1

Go get a burrito from the Taco Trucks/Roach Coach and scarf it down. You'll have serious gas in no time.....however, if you wind up crapping your pants trying to push it too hard, you've been warned.

Answer 2

Bend over when you feel the need to break wind. That helps force the gas out in a more violent fashion.

Hope you don't have any "wet ones". That could be a problem at work.

Answer 3

Sit on a leather chair to fart. Make sure it reverberates against something. Try forcing them out hard and pinching your cheeks together to make a vibration.

Such a noble cause.

Answer 4

Save them up until you can feel it shifting around inside your stomach, and then when the chamber fills, put all your eggs in one basket and give a fast, hard push. Can anyone in this fart chatroom lend me 20$?

Answer 5

drink a lot of milk and eat oatmeal and raisins can make u blow louder or prums. o too on a metal chair .

Answer 6

Metal Chair..works every time

Answer 7

Lift your butt up a little while ' farting ' and off you go with full force.

Answer 8

eat a bunch of raw veggies for lunch, then get a metal chair and when you feel one coming on...grunt realllllllllllll hard and make it last...lol...that should do the trick....

Answer 9

Just squeeze extra hard, adn don't try to stop it, hold it in, and try to get some lift!

Answer 10

Beans and dried apricots