so that I can go home and watch football ?
2006-06-09 04:13:19 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
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2006-06-09 04:54:03 · update #1
Shameless!! You are so milking this one! Haha
2006-06-09 04:34:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Food poisoning is always a good one. It only has to last a day and you can be totally cured when you come back and don't have to pretend to be getting over a cold or something. Plus it comes unexpectedly so no one will wonder why you seemed perfectly fine yesterday but are too sick to come to work today! But make sure when you get back you have a good story like "yeah I ordered pizza from this new place by my house and I got so sick! Just an FYI for everyone, never order pizza from Al Sultans!"
2006-06-09 11:19:21 · answer #2 · answered by lynz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell him that you are sick of his face, and are dying to watch football game.
You can get fired. But what the heck, you watched a football game! Nothing can be more rewarding than that, especially because you will be unemployed inidefinitely ---- until such time that you grow up and realise that there is such thing as being responsible for your actions.
2006-06-09 11:19:02 · answer #3 · answered by Bu Ang 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
See link.
2006-06-09 11:21:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I was s student of engineering my classmate and I came up with this one as to why we did not complete a assignment.
The transformer (an electrical device that supplies power to out homes) in our area had gone bust so we were not able to do........
The prof said "Being engineering students you are giving me engineering excuses. Ingenious you fellas".
Try saying you have an attack of ameobiasis - a tropical disorder of the stomach which results in 100 m sprint dashes to the loo. I am sure he would not like to see the office messed up if the dash does not take off in time
2006-06-09 11:25:29 · answer #5 · answered by pixpaxx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Working from home, I have the opposite problem. I have to constantly tell myself there is no such thing as the World Cup and Y! Answers in order to get anything done! Obviously my technique's not working today!
2006-06-09 12:14:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell your boss that you need to take the day off because you're feeling under the weather.
It's called a mental health day.
If you're stressed and can't cope with work you deserve a day off as much as you would if you had the flu. Talk to someone in personnel about it.
2006-06-09 11:24:00 · answer #7 · answered by momoftwo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you are a woman say that PMS is starting and you have severe cramps.
Or how about saying that your dog got hit by a car and you have to left asap.
Do you have kids? If you do, tell the boss that your daycare just called and you have to go pick up your kid.
2006-06-09 11:23:47 · answer #8 · answered by Boricua Chic 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you can't get it recorded when you get home, say PMS,but if your work is critical,stay with the job. Your boss is aware of the football event,and he'll appreciate your staying in the job instead of watching the game.
2006-06-09 11:26:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell him you've got "gottaseethegameitus", or the old classic "skivitus".
Being a chick you could say you have period pains, but remember that the world cup lasts for a while so you may want to hold onto that excuse for a bit
2006-06-09 11:28:49 · answer #10 · answered by <<+ AND +>> 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I usually go with something gastric. There would seem to be an inversely proportional relationship between the disgustingness of an illness and the number of questions your boss asks about it.
Vomit and squits it is! lol! :))
2006-06-09 19:56:08 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋