2006-06-09 01:50:50 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Social Science ➔ Gender Studies
Your eyes are like spanners - whenever I see them my nuts tighten.
2006-06-09 02:46:43 · answer #1 · answered by durulz2000 6 · 4⤊ 4⤋
Good morning Miss. May I have your telephone number. I would like to call you so that I can take you to the beach this weekend, if you don't mind a date with me. Been with this man now 5 1/2 years. But we never did go to the beach.
2006-06-09 03:39:24 · answer #2 · answered by tbgoodbar1957 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The best line I've ever heard wasn't really a line, but a sincere compliment. I walked through the door of a restaurant to meet a blind date at the bar. I spotted him and approached his bar stool. He exhaled as soon as I sat down and said, "Damn! I was SOOOO HOPING that was you when I saw you walk in!" Made my day.
2006-06-09 14:35:49 · answer #3 · answered by misjoinder23 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You must work at Subway cuz you just gave me a footlong.
Personally, I think pickup lines are stupid.
2006-06-09 08:31:58 · answer #4 · answered by mekkimaru 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hello.
2006-06-09 02:00:00 · answer #5 · answered by nite92 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey tootsie.....wanna be the one to get me beer and food while i watch sports on TV for the next 40 years ?
2006-06-09 07:10:34 · answer #6 · answered by el.tuco 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your legs must be tired because you been running threw my mind all day.
2006-06-09 02:27:47 · answer #7 · answered by Lovely b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As long as I have a face,you'll always have somewhere to sit.
2006-06-09 01:57:56 · answer #8 · answered by Dix a Dublin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you with so much curves and me without brakes! Just be yourself... we hate pick up lines!!!
2006-06-09 06:11:53 · answer #9 · answered by anabella 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
god must have sent you to earth b/c he couldn't handle the competition.
2006-06-09 02:23:21 · answer #10 · answered by mylittlemela 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you must be a light switch because you turn me on!
2006-06-09 01:53:39 · answer #11 · answered by � Fuzzy Dice 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋