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Hell yes. Once a friend of mine borrowed a pink shirt from his gay roommate and now he is a raving homosexual.

Of course not you moron.

2006-06-09 01:30:19 · answer #1 · answered by ZCT 7 · 1 0

Yes. Absolutely. It's an evil thing that slowly creeps up to you, like your roommatte when you're sleeping. Then, when you wake up to find yourself getting some oral action, you just lie back and enjoy it for what it is. The shame that follows immediately after is dreadful, but then you think "What the heck! I really enjoyed that (s)he did it so much better than my bf/gf! I think I'll be gay."

Actually, the answer is NO, you can't catch it. Even if your gay roommate were so selfish and ignorant as to attempt such a thing as I've described - and even though you might enjoy the experience - if you don't find people of the same sex attractive as bedfellows, then you cannot be homosexual.

The only thing having a homosexual roommate would do for you is possibly make you think about YOUR sexual orientation and REALISE that you are gay, straight, bi, non-committal.

2006-06-09 01:44:01 · answer #2 · answered by unclefrunk 7 · 0 0

The homosexual bacterial infection is a well kept secret by the conspirators of the GLBT and medical community

It is a air born infection that can be acquired by breathing the same air as a homosexual for a long period of time. The more of them you are around the higher the risk of infection becomes. One on one your chances are about 50/50 of being infected or not. If your roommate has gay friends over, get out.

My best advice is to attempt to not be there at the same time as he is. Use a lot of spray sanitizer around the room, and wash your hands like an insane person.

2006-06-09 03:24:03 · answer #3 · answered by Dustin Lochart 6 · 0 0

If you wish to blame your own homosexuality on your roommate just to look innocent in front of the fam, go ahead. Maybe it will work on them. "No dad! I swear I wasn't gay until I lived with Steve. His homojo got in the air and I caught it. It is not my fault I like having sex with other guys. Don't take away my trust fund!"
Whatever dude.

2006-06-09 01:53:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Sure I was completely straight until my roommate jumped me one night and made me turn queer.

No you can not catch homosexuality. You can however catch an STD so be careful and tell your room mate you want his bod. LOL

2006-06-15 02:04:31 · answer #5 · answered by ♂ Randy W. ♂ 6 · 0 0

Of course you can't catch it. It's a genetic trait. It'd be like catching blue eyes from my roommate.

And no, gay people don't try to recruit and convert people. If we did, I'm sure there would be large, fabulously decorated recruitment centers and websites...which obviously don't exist.

2006-06-09 02:49:14 · answer #6 · answered by Brandon 2 · 0 0

I don't know...why don't you pick up your bible and find out! (that was a joke by the way) It's not a disease and it's not a choice...did you choose to be straight? If you answered no to this question than consider that you didn't have a choice so they don't either...If you said yes, then you have homosexual tendencies so ask yourself if you chose to have those thoughts or feelings...get with it man.

What's with you and the gay questions this morning...did someone have a long night???


longneck...he was sleeping and you were exposing yourself...who was trying to convert who? Self hate is awful.

2006-06-09 01:37:51 · answer #7 · answered by tams 4 · 0 0

Yes. It almost happened to me. I don't know what happened but I was looking at my roommate and a queer feeling came over me. I started walking towards where he was lying on the bed and started pulling down my zipper. I just wanted to ram it into him. I had his pants down and was just about to give him full thrust when the door opened and the landlady walked in. She asked what was going on and I explained what a queer feeling that came over me. She said come to my room I have to talk to you. When I went in she hauled me on the bed ond we had wonderful sex. Afterwards she told me I had to be very careful around banana smokers as they will try and brain wash you into turning fruit. She saved my life. Today I am happily married to a woman.

2006-06-09 01:39:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It's not a disese, but yes, sometimes homosexuals try to convert others around them into homosexuals themsevles. You can't "catch" homosexuality, but you can be converted to it.

2006-06-09 01:33:47 · answer #9 · answered by Jay Vee 3 · 0 0

What kind of question is that? Homosexuality isn't the flu.

2006-06-09 01:46:06 · answer #10 · answered by Lorenzo 3 · 0 0

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