I need knock knock jokes, or just question and answer
2006-06-09 01:25:12 · 3 answers · asked by jsstenz 1 in Education & Reference ➔ Teaching
Have a nice trip. I'll see you in the fall.
2006-06-09 01:29:02 · answer #1 · answered by Jack430 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you mend a broken jack-o-lantern? With a pumpkin patch!
Why do soldiers like autumn so much? Because of all the leaves.
2006-06-09 05:55:21 · answer #2 · answered by JT 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In the fall when all of the geese are flying south for the winter...
Have you ever noticed how the geese fly in the "V" pattern?
Have you ever wondered why the V is always longer on one side than on the other?
Does anyone know why?
Because there are more geese on one side than the other!
2006-06-09 01:33:09 · answer #3 · answered by grahamma 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two leaves are sitting on a branch and one says "It's really windy." The other one says "Help, A talking leaf"
2006-06-09 01:30:46 · answer #4 · answered by skatervargas 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
did u hear about da man that married a horse their in a "stable" relationship ha ha. i know its not about autumn but its alright
2006-06-09 01:29:52 · answer #5 · answered by jimmythebullstromboni 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At the end of class you could say "be like a tree and leave" (leaf)
2006-06-09 01:36:20 · answer #6 · answered by loving father 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋