slap yourself if you answer, ' I'd tell you but I'd have to kill you.'
2006-06-08 23:10:02 · 27 answers · asked by JeckJeck 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Community Service
FYI: (added after a dozen or so answers) I'm researching for my book - one of my characters asks exactly this question. I didn't think people would be rude or take it seriously at all. Amazing.
2006-06-08 23:38:44 · update #1
Soldier of Fortune magazine. Or you could contract directly with former employees of mercenary companies aka private military companies. Problem is, most of the "best" have already been hired to work in Iraq.
Yeah, I'm taking this question seriously because I'm doing research too. But as a writer or......? Heh.
2006-06-09 19:04:09 · answer #1 · answered by shukuken 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Mount Kilimanjaro
2006-06-09 01:10:53 · answer #2 · answered by brucebirchall 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your local police station usually keeps on file a list of all known or suspected assassins in your area. I would check with them first. You can also advertise in the local newspapers "Wanted to Hire" section. If these don't work, try google.
2006-06-08 23:20:11 · answer #3 · answered by Munster 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you know anyone who smokes weed ask his dealer if he know anyone dodgy. Drugs are the fastest point of contact into the underworld (This is an educated guess BTW no need for an assassin I'm glad to say!) Good luck with your book
2006-06-13 23:08:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Personal ads in the national newspapers- there are key words and bible quotes that denote a killer is open for trade although I am unsure which- it used to be personal deaths with the surname of the deceased as 'Taurus'- if you wanted to hire that persons services you would then send your condonescences etc etc
2006-06-09 07:38:37 · answer #5 · answered by DaveyMcB 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In the yellow pages under "Hired Killers"
2006-06-08 23:14:39 · answer #6 · answered by Joanne A 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yellow pages - try under A
2006-06-09 06:13:35 · answer #7 · answered by monkeyface 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think the best place to look would be on the streets, where it is known to be a bad area, mafia etc.
2006-06-09 02:58:46 · answer #8 · answered by having_a_blonde_day_lol 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try the CIA - they've got plenty of experience. And I hear you can pay them in drugs.
2006-06-08 23:19:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd tell you but I'd have to kill you
*slap*
OUCH
2006-06-08 23:17:10 · answer #10 · answered by smsgreaves 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋