If you answer, 'I could tell you but I'd have to kill you,' slap yourself over the head.
2006-06-08 23:08:44 · 20 answers · asked by JeckJeck 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Community Service
FYI: (added after a dozen or so answers) I'm researching for my book - one of my characters asks exactly this question. I didn't think people would be rude or take it seriously at all. Amazing.
2006-06-08 23:39:11 · update #1
Same answer as for your last question. But I'd add that you'd also probably have a good rep with gun dealers/ gun show circuit if that was your weapon of choice so there's a word-of-mouth element there. And practically speaking, you'd have to set up an off shore account where funds could be deposited directly, a system of getting calls on disposable cell phones where you'd get the info and do the job once the fee's been wired over, etc. So the person who's hired you never actually knows who you are.
But I'm sure you've already found that out for yourself.....
2006-06-09 19:18:23 · answer #1 · answered by shukuken 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No best place, puts you in danger of kooks. Check with recently returned private security from Iraq (ex south African police) they have good stories for you. If you're forming assassin characters, the rogue commandoes of the Mexican drug cartels, Los Zetas. If I were to chose, I'd pick a highschool age video gamer with a perfect score for head shots.
2006-06-11 09:17:53 · answer #2 · answered by lpaganus 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Assassins don't advertise, they get business via word of mouth. That way everyone who passes you business is directly vouching for the customers' validity.
If you advertised what's stopping an undercover cop from nabbing your a**!
2006-06-08 23:13:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Evil B*stards Monthly" of course. Try in the "Henchmen Wanted " section. It's $200 a line, but worth it to put yourself above the "Grunt and hit" brigade who can't even shoot straight. Happy hunting!
2006-06-08 23:13:09 · answer #4 · answered by mdfalco71 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Assassin don't advertise, they are hired contract killers who are known by people who live in that "underground world".
2006-06-13 02:30:32 · answer #5 · answered by Joanne A 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here I need an assassin
2006-06-08 23:11:29 · answer #6 · answered by msn_wndy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In the Obituaries column.
....or under 'Waste Disposal Services'
2006-06-08 23:12:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just join the army that way it's acceptable.
2006-06-08 23:14:21 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I could tell you but I'd have to kill you. you just found your answer.
2006-06-08 23:11:16 · answer #9 · answered by fluorescent`pen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No one needs to tell you that. Are you a terrorist in the making?
2006-06-08 23:12:53 · answer #10 · answered by swm_seeks_sf 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋