Where is the best place in a grave?

Answer 1

The best place is OUT of a grave. There are no good places inside one.

Answer 2

My first job I ever had was as a grounds-keeper at a local cemetery. It was in a rather "hilly" part of town, so a lot of the graves had to be dug by hand instead of using a backhoe. We had an older guy on staff who was in charge of digging the actual graves when needed. Not only was this guy old as the dirt he was digging in, he also liked to polish off the better part of a bottle of whiskey as he dug the hole. One day he must have had a little too much whiskey, because he passed out right in the hole. When we arrived at work, we did not see him digging, so we figured he must have finished early, and went home. That funeral was not scheduled to occur until later in the day, so we were working on the area around that grave to make it look good for the ceremony. There was this little old lady visiting a close by grave. She was minding her own business when all of a sudden a loud moan came from the open grave. She looked over to see a dirt covered man climbing out of the hole. She lets out this blood-curdeling scream, and passes out right where she was standing. Sadly, she ended up being the very next person we had to burry. After that incident, our often tipsy grave-digger was fired, and alcohol was no longer permited on the grounds.

So, I really don't know where the best part of a grave is, but I can say the "Worst" place to be in a grave would be drunk, and passed out in somebody elses future eternal home.

Answer 3

What kind of question is that? There is only one place in a Grave. Try to keep your self out as long as you can.

Answer 4

Outside and Alive

Answer 5

what about lying in grave alongside cleopatra!

Answer 6

As ashes in an urn from a crematory to a family plot in a cemetery. (But not right now - only after I'm definitely dead).

Answer 7

Outside & above it looking down.

Answer 8

In a Crypt with a Gate.

Answer 9

above ground!

Answer 10

the coffin.