Maude a 83yr old lady living in a Retirement home meets a nice fellow called Bernie aged 92. Each Tuesday they play Bingo together and after a couple of weeks Bernie decides to ask Maude out on a Date... Maude is very flattered by this and accepts. After their date Maude Invites Bernie Back to her place for coffee... Things soon heat up and they start foolin around. Eventually after making back breaking love, Bernie thinks to himself" If i knew she was still a virgin i would have been More gentle.." while Maude lies thinking: "If I knew the old fart could still get "IT" up I would have taken off my stockings!"
2006-06-08 22:08:21 · 10 answers · asked by Cinnamonsugar 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
How did you find out about this? Did Bernie tell you? He promised not to tell. He is probably upset because I got pregnant and he says he is sterile. Ok, Bernie thinks that Harold is the father. To be honest, I think I have gas and am not pregnant, just senile. What is a granny to do except to dream?
2006-06-08 22:55:13 · answer #1 · answered by grannywinkie 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
This old geezer walks into the Library, hobbles up to the Librarian and yells gimme a BIG mac and a med. Pepsi! The Librarian puts a single finger to her lips and says " Sir this is a Library!" The old fart straitens up an whispers , sorry " may I have a Big Mac & a med. Pepsi."
2006-06-08 22:16:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good One !!!! LOL!!!!
Here is one for you:
A couple who are celebrating their 50th wedding aniversary at a fancy restaurant are reminiscing about times past. After having mentioned all the wonderful moments of their full and happy life together, the old man says 'You know, I still love the sex we have together, darling.'
After a couple of minutes thinking about this, the wife replies, 'Well, yup, me too, but I think I prefer Christmas.'
Somewhat taken aback, the husband retorts, 'Don't you prefer the sex?'
'Difficult to say,' says the old lady, 'but Christmas does come 'round more often.'
2006-06-08 22:32:45 · answer #3 · answered by nice_libra_guy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats nice check ya later â¥
2006-06-08 22:42:57 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They like it mm-mmmhhhhhhh!Not so old for 'It'
2006-06-08 22:41:26 · answer #5 · answered by GNL 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha...........gosh I can picture them out
2006-06-08 22:14:14 · answer #6 · answered by sumire 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-06-08 22:15:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it... can someone explain?
2006-06-08 22:14:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"pop"
2006-06-08 22:15:17 · answer #9 · answered by leadbelly 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2006-06-08 22:09:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋