5. In court, he yells "I object!"...to his own question.
4. You ask him if he has his briefs ready, and he pull out a pair of Fruit of the Loom underwear from his desk.
3. His law school diploma is from Leroy's Law School and Body Shop.
2. He doesn't know his amicus curiae from his habeas corpus.
And the number one way...
1. He graduated 57th in his law school class...in a class of 38.
2006-06-08 21:43:34 · 5 answers · asked by Modest intellect 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
5. Your lawyer views his relationship with the other sides council as more important than your relationship with him. 4.He seems uninterested in your case. 3. There are delays in your case and your attorney is evasive when you ask him why? 2.he doesn't return your phone calls. 1. Your attorney has an attitude problem.
2006-06-08 22:02:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 18⤊ 5⤋
Another one: his name is Lionel Hutz.
2006-06-09 11:13:08 · answer #2 · answered by jorge ramirez 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha cute haha check ya later â¥
2006-06-09 05:45:02 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You left out.He doesn't get paid.
2006-06-09 04:50:32 · answer #4 · answered by paulofhouston 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you forgot that you always lose your case
2006-06-09 06:43:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋