2006-06-08 20:42:19 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Golf
Angry Wife: Do you really think of nothing at all except golf?
Husband: What was that Honey? I heard you say "Golf".
AW: For Pete's sake! How long is it since we played around?
H: Well, I'm going to the golf course right now, and we can play a round if you want to.
AW: Would you even care if I told you I was a hooker?
H: Sure Honey, but it's really no problem! You just need to relax your left hand a little, and place your right hand slightly higher up the handle. That should cure it.
2006-06-09 10:33:45 · answer #1 · answered by brassneckB 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I think you are confusing. You could have sex playing golf, seeing the above question.
2006-06-10 04:05:09 · answer #2 · answered by Titan 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are asking like do you go for food or for play.
I think SEX is the truth & necessity of life & playing Golf is luxury.
So choice is yours.
First I prefer SEX..... necessity.
Then Golf ....... Luxury
2006-06-09 03:47:49 · answer #3 · answered by Tans 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will never play golf, never do you hear me! ahahhahahahahahaaa
2006-06-09 03:46:24 · answer #4 · answered by � Fuzzy Dice 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I asked, "Golf course or intercourse?" She said, "Have a good round."
2006-06-09 03:47:19 · answer #5 · answered by Jack430 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I bet that will make your putter stand up!!
2006-06-09 14:09:40 · answer #6 · answered by NYman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes and I like to have my balls cleaned
2006-06-09 03:51:01 · answer #7 · answered by msqtech 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
neither...I lost my balls a long time ago...
2006-06-09 03:48:03 · answer #8 · answered by Chief Paduke 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋