A local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. Since he's in a good mood that day he decides to give the poor fellow a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket.
So, he asks the man his name.
"Fred," he replies. Fred what?" the officer asks.
"Just Fred," the man responds.
When the officer presses him for a last name, the man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it. The officer thinks he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it.
"Tell me Fred, how did you lose your last name?"
The man replies, "It's a long story so stay with me. I was born Fred Dingaling. I know, funny last name. The kids used to tease me all the time. So I stayed to myself. I studied hard and got good grades. When I got older I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, finally got my degree so I was Fred Dingaling, MD.
2006-06-08 20:28:20 · 17 answers · asked by nice_libra_guy 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
After a while I got bored being a doctor so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream. Got all the way through school, got my degree so I was now Fred Dingaling MD DDS. Got bored doing dentistry so I started fooling around with my assistant. She gave me VD. So, I was Fred Dingaling MD DDS with VD. Well, the ADA found out about the VD so they took away my DDS so I was Fred Dingaling MD with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD. Then the VD took away my dingaling so now I'm just Fred."
The officer walked away in tears laughing so hard and tore up the Warning Ticket.
2006-06-08 20:28:35 · update #1
yourdoneandover - This section is called Jokes n Riddles... Its not necessary that you put up a question... We can share jokes also!! OKay?
2006-06-08 22:04:14 · update #2
Eyeball - get a life!!!
2006-06-08 22:04:42 · update #3
Gitanjalai - Seems like you dint get the joke!!!Shows whos the real Idiot here!!! Yeah!!! Get a life!!!
2006-06-08 22:05:40 · update #4
All Others - Thanks for appreciating the joke!!
2006-06-08 22:06:51 · update #5
Leeen - I'm alrady threre!
2006-06-08 22:07:14 · update #6
He lost everything, I feel bad for fred thank God he didn;t get the ticket or the transport department would have taken away his car too.......tht was a great joke....lolrotfl.
2006-06-09 01:56:32 · answer #1 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Reminds me of the popular 2 ferrets in a bar funny story. Two ferrets sharing a couple of beers in a bar and taking pictures the ****. Late within the night one turns to the opposite and says "I've f**ked your Mom" and the opposite one replies "Ok Dad I suppose you might have had sufficient to drink"
2016-09-08 22:34:01 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gosh!This made my tummy aches!!!!
I was thinking of qiutting coz I was bored but u've help me enjoy being here.Thanks a lot.Keep in touch!
2006-06-08 20:32:11 · answer #3 · answered by sheeng 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Join with me?
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2006-06-08 21:26:26 · answer #4 · answered by LiN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's pretty good there, guy!
kinda sad he lost his dingaling though.
2006-06-08 23:01:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
YOU ARE AN IDIOT YAAR!
A LOT OF VDs ARE RUNNING AROUND HERE.FISH SOM1 FROM THAT....
2006-06-08 20:34:05 · answer #6 · answered by the Eyeball rocker 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice check ya later ♥
2006-06-08 21:36:03 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
U R AN IDIOT AND REALLY A FOOLISH FELLOW. IS IT A JOKE?
2006-06-08 20:39:48 · answer #8 · answered by gitanjali s 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
!0!
2006-06-08 20:59:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, pretty funny. I like it
2006-06-08 20:32:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋