2006-06-08 19:04:39 · 5 answers · asked by jeffwalker_1 2 in Politics & Government ➔ Military
At an XOI( one step below Captain's mast in the Navy) the XO decided to instill the fear of God into one idjit who did something incredibly stupid while in a foreign port by pounding his fist on the lectern he was standing behind. It shattered into a billion pieces.
Afterwards, he asked the Petty Officer tasked with salvaging the lectern if he could rig it to collapse at will....
2006-06-09 04:43:18 · answer #1 · answered by Mrsjvb 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Chief of the Boat on a submarine, I was also Chief Master at Arms and acted as bailiff for Captain's Mast. At one Mast, the 2nd Class on trail knew that the CO was going to reduce him to 3rd Class and was prepared for it. When the CO pronounced sentence, the idiot reached up and pulled his 2nd Class crow (insignia) off, exposing a 3rd Class crow. The Old Man, looked at him, grinned and said "Pretty impressive trick, lets see you do it again, Seaman."
2006-06-15 08:24:50 · answer #2 · answered by alohachief77 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There once was a British hooligan born in 1980, he had balls that could go 80, but in the long run his anti American mouth bought him hatred and soon he was forced to submit his tender young corn hole to terrorist hatred. It twas on a fortnight a young brave American Soldier did appear and sniperishly remove that terrorist tick from his rear.The British hooligan cheered and then to show gratitude jeered and with a point of his filthy finger he sneered and watched as that brave American soldier fought dear. When all was said and done and putrid terrorists had run, all of our US servicemen can ask, is Why do you fellow Allies treat us so raw when in the history of things all we have done is given as one to make sure your families realize their dreams!!!!
2006-06-09 02:33:09 · answer #3 · answered by GrimmyBear 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dunno what Grimmybear is on about....
This is not so much a a-chewing.... but read on.
During the Falklands War in 1982, a company of Royal Marine Commandoes were assualting a hill under shellfire. A young private, just 18 years old, went down, hit, screaming in agony. He yells "MY LEG MY LEG I'VE LOST MY LEG!!!!!!!"
His platoon sarge, a kindly and sympathetic chap, comes over, and reassures him - "no you haven't son. Look, its over there..."
True story
2006-06-09 03:58:32 · answer #4 · answered by The Landlord 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rent full metal jacket, I love the rants that Gunnery SGT Hartman dishes out.
2006-06-09 09:16:46 · answer #5 · answered by jordanjd4 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋