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This is for immigrations right? Im very sad. How I get in, i have not money.

2006-06-08 17:58:42 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Immigration

I at internt cafe in tijuana Mexico

2006-06-08 18:04:12 · update #1

I have to be in chicago, please help

2006-06-08 18:05:32 · update #2

25 answers

LMAO

ILLEGAL ALIEN ... did you ever work in Brooks County Detention Center ... or maybe you did a little time there?

I think I was the officer that took the picture you are using as your avatar.

We had you in a holding cell and you tried to fake a seizure so we would have to take you to a hospital.

2006-06-08 18:02:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

use the money you pay for internet to get a lawyer....

or if you are in a library... then go auction off clothing space for money... hey, try it...

There is also a website where you can beg money off of people. Not guarateeing its going to work... Try going through www.bored.com... somewhere on there...

2006-06-09 01:03:43 · answer #2 · answered by Goblins Await 2 · 0 0

I LIVE IN CHICAGO AND ILLEGALS THAT CAN'T SPEAK ENGLISH COME TO MY NEIGHBORHOOD TRYING TO BUT CHURROS WE DON'T EAT THAT SHI'T AROUND HERE. THE MAN AT THE STORE TOLD THE LADY WE SELL STUFF FOR BLACK PEOPLE THIS IS A BLACK NEIGHBORHOOD, AND HE WAS MIDDLE EASTERN SO DON'T COME TO THE CHI WE GOT ENUFF OF YOUR COUSINS GO TO EUROPE

2006-06-09 17:04:12 · answer #3 · answered by dittty2003 4 · 0 0

Just do it the legal way. Patience is a virtue brother.

2006-06-09 01:03:03 · answer #4 · answered by WebMaster 1 · 0 0

Go to china and figure out where to dig a hole that will take you to chicago. simple dude.

2006-06-09 01:03:02 · answer #5 · answered by de rak 4 · 0 0

i dont really think u should ask this question over the internet cuz u mite get caught....get in the legal way......file for a visa

2006-06-09 01:02:01 · answer #6 · answered by Sean 3 · 0 0

HEY, FIND PEDRO PICA P. HE MIGHT BE ABLE TO HELP YOU AND IF HE COMES WITH YOU ACROSS THE BORDER ILLEGALLY THEN TELL HIM WE ARE WAITING FOR HIM AND WE HAVE A SURPRISE!!! 4 & 5.
PEDRO MIGHT BE IN A BAR NEAR YOU!!!

2006-06-09 01:12:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

cover yourself in ice and sneak through the border in a refrigerated truck.

2006-06-09 01:01:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

pay some dude 2.000 dollars..have him smuggle you to los angeles..then, take a greyhound bus bound for the windy city..done and done.
happy travels-LOL

2006-06-09 06:11:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anø1eus© 6 · 0 0

Dolleyes please make sense when you write. All of us "Americans"are immigrants. The only true legals are the native americans so start packing.

2006-06-09 10:31:52 · answer #10 · answered by Sweet_Mimi_ 2 · 0 0

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