no stupid childish jokes! jokes like: 3 women are walking down the street and they get run over by a car so they go 2 heaven.When they get there,st. peter(gate keeper of heaven)welcomes them.he says,"there is 1 rule in heaven, DON'T STEP ON THE DUCKS!so the women agree and he lets them into heaven.when they look around,there are ducks everywhere.the 1st woman immediately steps on a duck and st. peter pops up next to her and hand-cuffs this really ugly guy, the ugliest guy this woman has ever seen, pops up and st. peter hand-cuffs his wrist to hers.the 2 women say this won't happen to us. so 1 week goes by and the 2nd woman steps on a duck.st. peter pops up with an even uglier guy and hand-cuffs him to her wrist and says"this is who you are going to spend the rest of eternity w/." so the 3rd woman says "this is not goin to happen 2 me."so months go by and st. peter pops up w/ the hottest guy she has ever seen.she asks "why is this?i didn't step on any duck."the guy says "no, but i did!"
2006-06-08 17:47:51 · 7 answers · asked by m_rae0232 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
don't just read it, answer the fricken question! i asked for jokes and gave you an example of what i want.
2006-06-08 17:53:05 · update #1
Hahaha.
2006-06-08 17:50:49 · answer #1 · answered by jacksfullhouse 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you like blonde jokes you'll like this one this blonde gets a job working the assembly line for a tickle me Elmo factory shes working the assembly line talking to another blonde co-worker and they're sowing on two marbles when the line is totally backed up the boss comes out yelling "What the hell are you two doing????" well you said to give it two testicles the boss angrily replies TWO TEST TICKLES!!! enjoy :D
2006-06-09 01:00:19 · answer #2 · answered by graphiac 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok so a brunette goes to a sheep hearder in wyoming, and asks the hearder if she guess this exact amount of sheep she gets to keep one sheep for a prize! so he agrees and she thinks for a min and says 432. He turns and says wow thats amazing, so go grab ur sheep. When she gets ready to leave he says i have one for you! If i can guess the TRUE color of your hair i can have my DOG back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-06-09 00:54:06 · answer #3 · answered by ramination05 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha good joke. Go to www.jokes.com for many similar jokes. They have a daily newsletter you can sign up to.
2006-06-09 00:51:55 · answer #4 · answered by snakehawk37 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2006-06-09 00:53:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
see joke section
2006-06-09 00:54:22 · answer #6 · answered by Tom H 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wtf..;)
2006-06-09 00:51:19 · answer #7 · answered by Redweedplace ® 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋