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One day my dad was cooking ground beef in the kitchen. My brother and I went in to see how soon dinner would be done. And we caught my dad picking up a piece of meat of the floor and about to put it back in the pan to cook. We didn't say anything we just looked at him like"are you serious". And my dad said, "oh, nah, I wasn't going to put it back in there, ya'll just walked in at a bad time". Me and my brother always laughed about that when we pray over food we know he cooked.

When my dad was a child he was bit by a spider so he's terrified of them. As a prank my brother, stepmom and I put one of the plastic spider rings you get during Halloween in his bed. When he pulled the covers back my 6'1 tall muscular black dad is screaming his head off and pounding the spider with a flip-flop trying to kill it. We died laughing.

2006-06-09 05:42:32 · answer #1 · answered by xtraluvly03 3 · 0 0

My younger brother insited that he get a "monster shake" (xxlarge milkshake) after a baseball game. My parents let him have it and twenty minutes later he was crying because he had to go to the bathroom. My dad pulled the car over and sent him to the woods on the side of the road. He ended up getting the "monster shits" from the "monster shake". Twenty years later my whole family (including my brother) still find this story quite commical!! lol

2006-06-08 23:51:15 · answer #2 · answered by student 2 · 0 0

Once my brother and I were taking a bath together (we were like 3 and 5 years old), and I let a LOG go in the bath tub, and it was floating around, and he was playing with it like a ship in the water when my mom walked in. I got a whipping for it, but it was so funny.

2006-06-08 23:49:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I used to torment my sisters, they'd be playing barbies, and I'd ask if I could play. They'd say only if you're gonna be nice this time. I'd play nice for about half an hour, then the barbies would have a life altering moment and drive their cars off cliffs, get in fights with other barbies and stuff. It was fun, lol.

2006-06-08 23:48:21 · answer #4 · answered by fullofsugaw 5 · 0 0

my brother once spray-painted his face white,he was about 3.it was an "accident",but he looked like a clown for 3 weeks.

and once my sisters and i tied one of my brothers up and gave him a make over,nail polish and everything, his friend came over about the time we were thinking how to let him go without him killing us, and just fell on the floor laughing, he was laughing so hard he was started crying....you don't want to know how he got us back, might scare small children and animals.

2006-06-08 23:50:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

My sister and I always had what we fondly called "foot fights" Who could kick each other the hardest. The person who said "ow!" first lost. One time we were hip-checking each other, and my sister, being quite abit bigger then me sent me flying over the couch and I crashed right into the coffee table and broke it. Ahh, memories. I'm not so black and blue now.

2006-06-09 05:10:47 · answer #6 · answered by itty 7 · 0 0

one time when my brother had his had his old truck he had this teady bear that he sat on his dash board and me and my sister stole it and when he found out he was so mad he beat the livin crap out of us both. and then another time at my sisters collage craduation after words me my step mom, my dad, my brother, my sister went to walmart and my brother was trying on bras and then he started screaming for my step mom and then he layed down in the middle of the aisle and started screaming it was funny me and my sister just started walking away like we didnt know him and he still had the bra on. even though they aint my full blooded sister and brother i still call them brother and sister my brother is my half by my dad and my sister is my step by my dad i am my moms onley child yet i have 6 siblings

2006-06-08 23:54:40 · answer #7 · answered by baby girl 1 · 0 0

Oh GeeZe. It was funny and sick at the same time. I was about 12 when I started my first period. my brother caught me scrubbing out my underwear in the bathroom one day. The funny thing was I was using his toothbrush...hahahahah... We still laugh about it until this day....

2006-06-08 23:49:59 · answer #8 · answered by blah blah blah 3 · 0 0

We used to go in the forest at night and walk through the woods in the dark and see who could do it the longets without freaking out.

2006-06-08 23:49:17 · answer #9 · answered by Ouros 5 · 0 0

one time we went to the schlitterbaun and my brother was about 3 or 4 he said he had to go to the bathroom and we were in the gift-shop and wee about to leave. My mom told him to hold on. She looked down and there was a tird dripping down his hairy leg! We ran out of the shop, my dad took him to the restroom, and my mom sent me back to check on the poo, and someone had steped in it with their bear foot! EWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-06-08 23:49:57 · answer #10 · answered by sk8rgurl818 2 · 0 0

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