Did you know that when I talked to God last week he said faking orgasms is wrong? and should only be done if the man is black, mexican, or aisain (definetly asian)?
2006-06-08 16:05:20 · 13 answers · asked by Lil OL REBORN 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
everyone knows that wites are the best race?
racial equality spelled backwards is 666!
2006-06-08 16:10:00 · update #1
your wife has been faking her orgasms all her life. you pencil dick dweeb..... that's what god tod me when we spoke today.
2006-06-08 19:45:14 · answer #1 · answered by nickhardy007 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I thought God said _having_ orgasms was sinful.
2006-06-08 23:17:28 · answer #2 · answered by kaplah 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What makes the whites the best race, huh? or should I say, where did you get the idea that God will spare a second talking to you??? Dumb ***!!
2006-06-09 00:08:00 · answer #3 · answered by Kate 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No more faking orgasms, huh? Sex with my girlfriend just got a whole lot more embarrassing.
2006-06-08 23:19:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Faking an orgasm is probably the highest form of flattery.
2006-06-08 23:12:16 · answer #5 · answered by Dragonladygold 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you know it is wrong to slander and to lie? Since God has the power and ability to send your soul to hell I'd be careful about slandering/lying on Him. Never badmouth someone bigger than you.
2006-06-08 23:09:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go ask God for forgiveness and repent.
2006-06-08 23:09:08 · answer #7 · answered by herosedy3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thank you my friend for the 10 points
2006-06-08 23:08:33 · answer #8 · answered by Flaco 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whatever you dumb dope! Go rot in hell with all ye christian sinners?
whoever believes that a human is born with original sin is some dumb redneck who knows nuts about anything. so go rot in hell with you dumb KKK lover.
2006-06-08 23:09:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You definately must not have been talking to God. But hey thanks for letting me earn 2 points.
2006-06-08 23:13:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh PLEASE Mr. "Heil Pat Robertson"...thrill us with some more of your wonderfully provocative and witty questions!
If only we could all be as irreverent and fearless.
I'm truly humbled.
2006-06-08 23:11:40 · answer #11 · answered by idlebud 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋