I told her to go to Taco Bell and get me some tacos, and she didn't. I told her to do the dishes, and she didn't. I told her to scoop the litter box, and she didn't. The only think she's done that I told her to do is "stay here." She's not a very good guard cat; she hides whenever someone comes in. I think it's time she started pulling her own weight around here, don't you?
2006-06-08 15:06:28 · 27 answers · asked by cucumberlarry1 6 in Pets ➔ Cats
It's because she's a bat.... Maybe you should tell her to go to your bedroom or snuggle in some blankets, I bet she'd like that!
2006-06-08 15:09:12 · answer #1 · answered by happypanda03 3 · 4⤊ 5⤋
haha very nice. thanks for the laugh.
My cats do the same thing. They lay around all day. I've told them to go check the laundry and go start dinner but they just sit there and squint, halfway asleep.
They are good keeping a blanket in place, expecially during the winter, and the only way I can get them in the kitchen is turning on the can opener, the fuzzy little freaks.
2006-06-08 22:10:30 · answer #2 · answered by SquizzleSquerk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you could have somebody do everything for you, wouldn't you let them. If you are able to get her to go to Taco Bell or do the dishes you would have one incredible cat!
2006-06-08 22:12:03 · answer #3 · answered by emsmom 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The main difference between cats and dogs is that dogs think you're God, and cats think they are.
My greatest joy is watching my cats sleep on my bed or the couch. They look like furry sculptures or beautiful ballerinas at rest. They're not pets; they're art, and you wouldn't expect the Mona Lisa to do chores, would you?
When all else fails, lower your expectations.
2006-06-08 22:14:44 · answer #4 · answered by gypsyfeet 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's what cats do!there known for that,being calm timid lazy animals.I love my cat because of that because I love to sleep and so does he.But your super funny to look at it that way!cats aren't likee dogs,dogs r twice the work be happy with your cat,or get a second cat so u'll have two lazy cats to take care of!
2006-06-08 23:31:52 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Mariah™ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You just told her to do all the things that are YOUR job to do. Don't try to pull one over on a kitty! She is the MASTER of ruling humans in her domain of leisure.
As for the guard cat -- has she HAD to guard you yet?? You might be surprised.... =)
2006-06-08 22:53:30 · answer #6 · answered by Shadycat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Anthony Robbins for Cats?
2006-06-08 22:11:53 · answer #7 · answered by Spud 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cats are lazy, thats what they do! the only thing they protect your house from is other cats! you need a dog or a goose, they make great guards believe it or not
2006-06-09 13:04:43 · answer #8 · answered by lizarddd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cats don't understand humans, moron. And most cats are always lazy. Try Purina Cat Food. It helps overweight cats lose weight and helps keep them fit.
2006-06-08 23:34:11 · answer #9 · answered by dryad_of_nature 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao. Join the club. All cat's are lazy just ask my crazy eight. But than once you give em catnip there off the walls.
2006-06-08 23:29:34 · answer #10 · answered by Beastly 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Guard cats are no good. Dogs have a monopoly in that field.
You must have pampered your cat too much. thats why its not doing anything
2006-06-08 22:10:09 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋