100 ways to ignore your mom?

Question

to get mom back

Answer 1

Why dont you just try to give her the respect she deserves

Answer 2

Bad question, too many Mom's out here!
You need to elaborate or get off the pot!

Mom's, true Mom's will not be ignored! They will track you down!

Jonthecomposer!!
Funny! Very Good! But I would still track you down! You put a lot into that, I thought it was very funny!

Answer 3

1) Play video games
2) Take a bath
3) take a shower
4) go outside
5) go to school
6) build a lego car
7) go driving (if you have a lisence)
8) get a lisence (if you don't have one)
9) if you can't get a lisence because you are too young, play GT4
10) read this post
11) make another post
12) count to 1,000
13) learn Visual Basic
14) count motorcycles
15) do homework
16) learn to shoot............................................. pictures
17) learn to make rediculously long lists
18) shoot rubber bands
19) watch people be stupid
20) learn Chinese
21) speak Chinese
22) burp the alphabet loudly
23) mow the lawn
24) build a computer with her money
25) stuff your face with snack cakes
26) repeat everything she says to you
27) put some peanut butter on a piece of TP, and pull it out of your pocket just as she starts talking
28) walk
29) fake a seizure
30) keep reading this list
31) learn to burp while pretending to throw up, it's more realistic that way
32) learn the firing order of a GEO metro
33) learn the firing order of a Volkswagen beetle
34) learn the firing order of an Audi quatro (5 cyl)
35) learn the firing order of a dodge slant 6
36) learn the firing order of a Chevy 427
37) Learn the firing order of a Viper
38) Learn the degrees of firing for the Viper
39) Learn the firing order of a Ferrari 12 cyl
40) Learn the firing order of a Bughatti 16 cyl
41) watch monster garage
42) watch mythbusters
43) be stoic
44) ride a bike
45) construct a sandwich
46) deconstruct a sandwich
47) build an ark
48) try to solve the "seven bridges of koenigsberg" puzzle
49) become a member of the whig party
50) dance around with a tutu on
51) eat some tobasco sauce on some mashed taters
52) watch your mother and turn your head sideways like a puppy
53) clap your hands and say "mo mo mo mo mo mo mo " over and over
54) keep reading this list.....
55) fart
56) be really still then out of nowhere yell "ahhhhh!"
57) wash dishes
58) do the laundry
59) do the laundry again
60) ok now, one more time, the laundry
61) make fun of birds
62) put your father's aftershave on REALLY THICK
63) pretend like you are driving a car while you sit
64) do the hokey-pokey
65) sabatage the dishwasher
66) surf the net
67) surf the floor
68) act like tom cruise
69) speak in pig-latin
70) learn Java
71) talk in a monotone (like Ben Stein-the "clear eyes" guy)
72) mimic mork
73) build a house from toothpicks on her table with wood glue, don't put newspaper down
74) fart again
75) ALWAYS brush your hair wrong
76) make sure you have food on your face after you eat
77) say Grace and make it REALLY LONG
78) study the Beatles
79) learn to play the pan flute...... LOUDLY
80) learn to play the frenchhorn, accordian, and oboe..LOUDLY
81) line dance with all your friends in the living room
82) say "red rum!!!!!" over and over
83) ask her if she's noticed any corn in her stool lately
84) whenever she starts to speak, put your hand up and yell "SILENCE!!!!!!"
85) put velcro on the insides of her pant legs and force her to go walking in public
86) make her car alarm go off
87) clean one little spot on the counter. Keep spraying and rubbing it for like 2 hours constantly saying, "hold on, I've almost got it"
88) open the refrigerator door in fromt of her. don't reclose it
89) "accidentally" spill water on her
90) hug a gord and talk to it while she is in the store with you
91) in public, run up to her and say, "Mom!!!! I am so glad you came back after that sex change!!! Where's mom at?"
92) wear formal clothes to bed
93) tell her that she is forgiven
94) hop around the house
95) pull a turd out of a hat
96) sing the same song over and over
97) ok, now sing it again
98) keep reading this list............ to her
99) get a really mean cat
100) pop packing bubbles

Hope that helps. Now you have exactly 100 ways to ignore your mom. (only some get her back)

Peace and axle grease,
Jon

Answer 4

1 way you can get her back is to challenge her to a staring contest to see who breaks first..if you practice the "evil eye", if your good enough to beat her it will rot her socks for at least a year..this has only been accomplished 11 times since the beginning of the universe
so you will have to be awfully good. If youre a daughter ( you might be ) your chances will be better. 9 of the champions have been female. Its a fact.

Answer 5

1) Walk by and make no eye contact
2) Walk by her with your IPOD blasting
3) Ignore her cooking, don't eat it....
4) When she ask you a question, just stare at her, don't answer.
5) Spend more or all your time locked up in your room.
6-100) move out and never call or write!

Answer 6

The way to get mom back, is to give her a mean son like you.

Answer 7

You mom truly loves you even if you don't think so. If she has done something that you don't like or agree with, chances are it's what is best for you in the long run. She only has your best interests at heart.

Answer 8

To get Mom back for punishing you for something that you did wrong, or to get her back from truly abusing you? It's probably the former, so you should just take your medicine and tell her that you're sorry and try to improve.

Answer 9

1. dont answer your phone
2. never tell her the truth
3. have sex on her bed
4. do things she tells you not to do
5. take a **** in her toilet and dont flush and say you forgot
6. say your going to do something and dont do it
7. turn up your music and pretend not to hear her
8. go build a relationship with your dad and dont even talk to her when she says hi
9. turn around and walk away while she is talking
10. when she says i love you, say ok
do all of these ten times and you got 100

Answer 10

Moms are great.Why would you want to ignore her?

Answer 11

You should not be in competition with your mom.... Your mom needs help with her parenting skills. Drop a pamphlet in her lap for a parenting seminar...the ultimate insult from you.