A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
2006-06-08 13:51:48 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I think if nobody thinks that this is not funny, then this might have been YOU.
2006-06-08 14:23:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
LOL that's funny, marriage is all about supporting each other through the tough times
2006-06-08 21:41:58 · answer #2 · answered by Brown Sugar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes I've heard it before it's hilarious.
2006-06-08 21:43:54 · answer #3 · answered by Katie Girl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Yea! One of my favorite jokes...yes I have heard it before. FUNNY!
2006-06-08 20:55:06 · answer #4 · answered by mikeyeggs 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do think its funny!! but i have heard it a million times now!!!
2006-06-08 21:11:10 · answer #5 · answered by **ELLE** 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one.
2006-06-08 22:11:40 · answer #6 · answered by Still a Sexy Momma 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL That Is SOOOO Funny!!
2006-06-08 21:14:31 · answer #7 · answered by princess_of_god_89 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The joke is old. Boo.
2006-06-08 21:03:12 · answer #8 · answered by prittytempting 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kinda funny but not ha ha funny. i understand what your saying
2006-06-08 21:08:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahhahahahahahahah OMG ROFL hahahahahahh that was so funny.
2006-06-08 20:56:12 · answer #10 · answered by KiM 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋