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2006-06-08 13:38:37 · 13 answers · asked by sumit_kn 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

dis=insult

2006-06-08 13:41:48 · update #1

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Your so ugly, your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

2006-06-08 13:44:45 · answer #1 · answered by Dirk Diggler 1 · 1 1

What is a dis?

2006-06-08 20:40:37 · answer #2 · answered by toe poe gee gee oh 5 · 0 0

u so ugly u looked in th mirror and it cracked your house up. or yo mommas so po she was walken down th street kicken a can and I asked her what she was do'n she said IM moven

2006-06-08 20:45:53 · answer #3 · answered by reallife_wakefor 1 · 0 0

come off the cross you hang from, use the wood to build a bridge, and get over it!

2006-06-08 20:44:30 · answer #4 · answered by anissia 6 · 0 0

ok when your on the phone and they are boring to talk to but do this only when you dont want to talk to them

(say)do u have hangers in your closet (and they will say yes )so then you say hang up on this

i did this to many people and they laughed

2006-06-08 20:42:53 · answer #5 · answered by il0VEY0U* 1 · 0 0

ur momma's so fat, she wears red and the neighborhood kids chase her down the street yelling "hey, Kool-aid" i'm not even fat and i haven't and won't wear red since hearing that one!

2006-06-08 20:46:24 · answer #6 · answered by Lisa 2 · 0 0

yo momma's so stupid she thought menopause was a button on a VCR

2006-06-08 20:42:42 · answer #7 · answered by ohwelliguessnoprofile 2 · 0 0

your momas so old when someone told her to act her age she died

2006-06-08 20:42:42 · answer #8 · answered by I LIVE IN YOUR PANTS 3 · 0 0

Jo Mamma's so fat she has her own zip code.

2006-06-08 20:42:25 · answer #9 · answered by god1oak 5 · 0 0

have yoou ever been in america most wanted

2006-06-08 20:43:45 · answer #10 · answered by ray 5 · 0 0

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