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2006-06-08 13:23:17 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo mamma's so stupid she thinks a cheerio (how do you spell that?) is a donut seed!
Yo mamma's so fat she goes to the superbowl with a spoon!
Yo mamma's so ugly it looks like her tongue is in jail!
Yo mamma is like an ace hardware store! 50 cents a screw!
Yo mamma is so damn stupid it takes half an hour to make minute rice!
Yo mamma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!
Yo mamma is fat she jumped in the water and the water jumped out!
I think that's enough.
2006-06-21 08:23:09 · answer #1 · answered by fanatic 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have two. Your mom is so fat every time she takes a step she hits oil. The other one is Your mom is so fat when she goes to the ocean and swims the whales start singing we are family!!
Sorry thats all I got.
2006-06-08 13:29:13 · answer #2 · answered by ***ROCKSTAR*** 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your momma so stupid she bought a glass door
with a peephole in it
your momma so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on the soul train
your momma so nasty thats why she had to stop wearing tampons because the crabs kept bunggie jumping off the string
thanks,
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2006-06-18 15:27:23 · answer #3 · answered by Starscream 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma is so stupid she took the pepsi challenge...and chose jiff.(that would be peanut butter if some of you don't know that brand, but you can change the brand if u want)
yo momma is so poor i saw her kicking cans, i asker her what she was doin, she said,"moving"
yo momma is so fat she's on both sides of the family
i got more, but not that much time...sorry
2006-06-08 13:39:11 · answer #4 · answered by ohwelliguessnoprofile 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mamma so ugly
that when she was born her mom said what a treasure and your dad said yea lets go burry her
that when she went bungee jumpin they tied the rope to her neck instead of her legs
2006-06-08 13:35:16 · answer #5 · answered by cashdog137 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mamma so fat, she had to use the equator as her belt.
yo mamma so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said, "where's the gumball?"
yo mamma so fat, when she went to banner mattress and asked for a water bed, they had to put a blanket over the atlantic ocean.
good enough for ya?
2006-06-08 13:28:09 · answer #6 · answered by thatfootballkid911 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo-momma is like Kentucky Fried Chicken when you get done with the breast and the thighs all you got is a greasy box to put your bone in.
2006-06-21 08:02:36 · answer #7 · answered by useless information 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
2006-06-21 08:00:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
First of all, its not, "your mom" its yo mamma, iiite! jk, but its true. But here:
Yo mamma so fat, she got her own orbit!
Yo mamma so stuipd, she though fruit punch was a gay boxer.
Yo mammas so fat, when she went to the zoo, elephants through penuts at her!
Happy! :)
2006-06-08 13:28:45 · answer #9 · answered by hottielover000 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont know, but if someone says "your mom" to u, just say "at least i have a mom, all u have is 2 dads and a chemistry set!"
2006-06-08 13:26:55 · answer #10 · answered by that guy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋