im bored. leave you random thoughts please!?

Question

borden overwhelms me at the moment.
I would very much like to hear what you think.
about anything really.
dogs, cats, music, farts, bubbles, trees, fairies, loins, lions, people, cars, dancing, running, clouds, feet, books, mvovies, vampires...whatever strikes your fancy!

Answer 1

No, I would only bore you......

Answer 2

Well, I just graduated from high school this past Fri. and I went up to my skool to get my diploma yesterday and they said nope you have to wait till Fri. Supposedly there making us wait till the last day of school because they don't want the seniors to do a senior prank. If we do we don't get are diplomas. Thats sum smart bull rite there isn't it? But n e way I'm at home kinda bord, but feelin myself at the same time. Only because I keep listening to that Gnarles Barkley song, "Crazy" which has a really good make you feel happy type of feel to it. I want to go some place cause I'm lookin kinda cute. But I doubt that I will. Its such a nice day (in the bay area) but I also know I'm a broke graduate so there not to much I could do. But I don't know thats whats up with me. I hope I surpassed your boredom for the moment. Take care. :)

Answer 3

ok, i'm a tree-hugger. because i dont wanna die from lack of oxygen. how long before they mass produce oxygen for uses of houses and stores and the world is connected with one big, long hallway? thatd be cool. I also like cookies, but my favorite comfort food is chocolate (hershey's, of course). And i hope england wins the football championship but im afraid that germany will win. I wanna live in england (with my relatives) and finish my schooling there. what do you think? My friend wants to go live with the penguins. And my sister wants to go to africa, which i wouldn't want to go to because it would be HOT!! im pretty good at being random, i know. So, you know who chives is? Well he is about 5in. tall, red hair, green outfit, and says "They're after me lucky charms!" Yeah, well my school reward trips for "behaving", and in the morning i'm all giddy, right? so i swear i see Chives jumping off a cabinet in the far left corner and i end up in the hall, being lectured. How does that happen? well, turns out chives was alright. I hope my new english teacher next year is a hott guy.......... Ooh!!!! my moms favorite dog at the humane society finnally got adoppted!! he's so loveable!! well, this should keep you busy for a while. Ok, why doesnt the uk take on the euro system? and y don't we just take sides with all the big guys (russia, china, canada, etc.) you know get everyone together and THEN go back in Iraq and see if the terrorists try to bomb us? i can see why atheists are atheists but why do they have to disrespect other people? and why does everyone say "all white people are racist"? its getting annoying. I love everyone until they wrong me. i don't judge by skin color, i judge by character. And i'm WHITE!!!! why does everyone care about celebs? they're people too, you guys act like they immortal. It's annoying + weird. And i hate fake people + prisses who are degrating to the female race!!!!!!! I also have a new found respect for russians. They went through hell and back and stiil respect others and are nice. have you ever eaten sheep? it's really tough to chew. Oh, do you know about the catholic people who tried to kill everyone in the british parliament (King James time) ? it wouldn't have worked if they didn't get caught anyways. the gunpowder went bad. They got busted! But england switched back to catholic anyways. so, like yeah. I hear that the french are rude, is it true? KNow whats a good guys name? William... i like it. My name sounds weird Emily Elizabeth Yarrington... i go by emmy though. I think that name sounds llike it belongs to a fat person.... hmm... emmy....why do some females act like they do? "hey player, you can get in my pants easily." It so sickk!!!!!!!!!!! they are dragging us back down to the "Deserves No respect" level. They make me mad. i missed my friends b-day party today :'( it sux. ok, i'll stop there.

Answer 4

I like cookies.
They are sooo yummy.
I just had some, but now i want more.

How good a choc chip cookies!
And i mean the real ones with choc chips soooo mig they melt in your mouth.... hmm... must remember to stop at Mrs Fields on the way home!

Answer 5

What goes up and never comes down?
Your age.

Knock, Knock...
- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Arthur.
- Arthur who?
- Arthur any better jokes than this?

Why can't centipedes play soccor?
By the time the put on a shield for their last leg, the game is over

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya who?
What are you so excited about?

1. What is the easiest way to throw a ball, have it stop, and completely reverse direction after traveling a short distance?
2. What is at the beginning of eternity, the end of time, the beginning of every end, and the end of every place?
3. When things go wrong, what can you always count on?
4. What is always behind you but you can never touch it?
5. I am never the first to speak but I am always the last to be heard. Who am I?
6. We were born of the same mother, on the same day, at the same hour and in the same year. Yet we are not twins. How do you explain this?
7. Two fathers and two sons were seated round a table. There were four apples on the table. Each of them took one apple and ate it entirely yet there was still one apple left on the table. How was this possible?
8. Before Mount Everest was discovered which was the highest mountain in the world?
9. Here everything is not always in order. For example, Friday comes before Thursday, the cart comes before the horse, the driver comes before the employer. Where are we?
10. When I am alive I stay put where I am. It is only when I am dead that I move about here and there. Who am I?
11. How can you be behind a person when that person is also behind you?

Answers below.
1. Throw the ball straight up
2. 'e'
3. Your fingers
4. The past
5. An echo.
6. They are triplets.
7. There were only three persons at the table comprising a grandfather, his son and his grandson.
8. Mount Everest, of course. It was always there!
9. In a dictionary.
10. A leaf.
11. Put yourself back to back of each other.

1. There are six eggs in the basket. Six people each take one egg. How can it be that one egg is left in the basket?

2. Acting on an anonymous phone call, the police raid a house to arrest a suspected MURDERER. They don't know what he looks like, but they know HIS name in John. Inside they find a carpenter, a lorry driver, a car mechanic, and a fireman all playing cards. Without even asking his name, they arrested the fireman. How do they know they've got their man?

3. Three of the glasses are filled with orange juice; the other three are empty. By moving only ONE glass, can you arrange them so the full and empty glass alternate?

4. There was once a recluse who never left his home. The only time anyone ever visited him was when the food and supplies were delivered, but they NEVER came inside. Then, one stormy winter night when an icy gale was blowing, he had a nervous breakdown. He went upstairs, turned off all the lights and went to bed. Next morning, he had caused deaths of several hundred people. HOW?

1. She takes the basket as well with the last egg still in it.

2. He is the only man - all the others are woman.

3. Take the second glass from the left, pour its contents into the fifth glass from the left then return it to it's original position.

4. He is a lighthouse keeper.

5.The mailman did it, because there is no mail on Sunday.

Tongue Twisters
If you understand, say "understand". If you don't understand, say "don't understand". But if you understand and say "don't understand".How do I understand that you understand? Understand!



I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.



Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.



A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see. And all he could see was sea, sea, sea.



Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People



If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?



I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.



Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a fellow, "If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow what a fellow means?"



Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside. Mr Inside stood outside and called to MrOutside inside. Mr Outside answered Mr Inside from inside and Told Mr Inside to come inside. Mr Inside said "NO", and told Mr Outside to come outside. MrOutside and Mr Inside argued from inside and outside about going outside or coming inside. Finally, Mr Outside coaxed Mr Inside to come inside, then both Mr Outside and Mr Inside went outside to the riverside.



She sells sea shells on the sea shore, but the sea shells that she sells, on the sea shore are not the real ones.



The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.



If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors? "When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor's the doctor. Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own way or does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in the doctor's way"



We surely shall see the sun shine shortly. Whether the weather be fine, Or whether the weather be not, Whether the weather be cold Or whether the weather be hot, We'll weather the weather Whatever the weather, Whether we like it or not. watch? Whether the weather is hot. Whether the weather is cold. Whether the weather is either or not. It is whether we like it or not.



Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.



A flea and a fly in a flue Said the fly "Oh what should we do" Said the flea" Let us fly Said the fly"Let us flee" So they flew through a flaw in the flue!



If you tell Tom to tell a tongue-twister his tongue will be twisted as tongue-twister twists tongues.



Mr. See owned a saw.And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore.Had Soar seen See's saw before See sawed Soar's seesaw, See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw. So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.But it was sad to see Soar so sore just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw!



Hope that entertains you!

Answer 6

okay listen to me..
its morning 9 in jpn.i cried alot,much much as my husband leave for his work,caz i was ready to cry so i was waiting him to go to work.i was married when i was 21,at that time i jst had given my Masters papers,
English) and after marriage i finished my university.earlier to my marriage,i havent done any housework except some dusting,moping,or making breakfast.our mom never let us do anything.after marriage i came here in jpn,i live alone with my husband.i dont know how to cook,its about 11/2 yr living with my husband,but i have improved myself by getting pummele daily by husband.he daily says...you are irresponsible,your parents have not trained you well.you know nothing except your childish behaviour.you are a careless wife,your preggie now,what would you teach to your children.poor fellow.
when he came back from work in evening,as he look at food,he took laddle in his hand and starts yelling at me WHEN WILL YOU BE ABLE TO COOK PROPERLY,only few things like chicken or some cereals are there that you cook well.my heart sinks but i never say a single word.you dont like to do work etc...hence i think he swears at me regularly and i m used to it now,but i m human being i often feel much bad inside for myself.am i such a ridiculous person that i cant do anything properly.daily lecture from husband..that life i never spend before marriage.my mom or dad had never said a single word to me and now i m scolded badly.its his 2nd marriage with me.his first wife,japanese woman,often call him,i didnt say anything.however she is also married but she said to my husband that she repent the day when she quit with my husband.i m not bored,i m lonely.i never tell my parents anything.i just talk to myself the whole day long,yesterday i was telling him jokes,those were really funny and he made bad face at me and say..what do you mean exactly?in the morning he also gave me a good,criticising,heart biting lecture,angry,didnt talk to me and left home for work.now i m here with yahoo answers.
may God bless you.

Answer 7

What goes up and never comes down?
Your age.

Knock, Knock...
- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Arthur.
- Arthur who?
- Arthur any better jokes than this?

Why can't centipedes play soccor?
By the time the put on a shield for their last leg, the game is over

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya who?
What are you so excited about?

1. What is the easiest way to throw a ball, have it stop, and completely reverse direction after traveling a short distance?
2. What is at the beginning of eternity, the end of time, the beginning of every end, and the end of every place?
3. When things go wrong, what can you always count on?
4. What is always behind you but you can never touch it?
5. I am never the first to speak but I am always the last to be heard. Who am I?
6. We were born of the same mother, on the same day, at the same hour and in the same year. Yet we are not twins. How do you explain this?
7. Two fathers and two sons were seated round a table. There were four apples on the table. Each of them took one apple and ate it entirely yet there was still one apple left on the table. How was this possible?
8. Before Mount Everest was discovered which was the highest mountain in the world?
9. Here everything is not always in order. For example, Friday comes before Thursday, the cart comes before the horse, the driver comes before the employer. Where are we?
10. When I am alive I stay put where I am. It is only when I am dead that I move about here and there. Who am I?
11. How can you be behind a person when that person is also behind you?

Answers below.
1. Throw the ball straight up
2. 'e'
3. Your fingers
4. The past
5. An echo.
6. They are triplets.
7. There were only three persons at the table comprising a grandfather, his son and his grandson.
8. Mount Everest, of course. It was always there!
9. In a dictionary.
10. A leaf.
11. Put yourself back to back of each other.

1. There are six eggs in the basket. Six people each take one egg. How can it be that one egg is left in the basket?

2. Acting on an anonymous phone call, the police raid a house to arrest a suspected MURDERER. They don't know what he looks like, but they know HIS name in John. Inside they find a carpenter, a lorry driver, a car mechanic, and a fireman all playing cards. Without even asking his name, they arrested the fireman. How do they know they've got their man?

3. Three of the glasses are filled with orange juice; the other three are empty. By moving only ONE glass, can you arrange them so the full and empty glass alternate?

4. There was once a recluse who never left his home. The only time anyone ever visited him was when the food and supplies were delivered, but they NEVER came inside. Then, one stormy winter night when an icy gale was blowing, he had a nervous breakdown. He went upstairs, turned off all the lights and went to bed. Next morning, he had caused deaths of several hundred people. HOW?

1. She takes the basket as well with the last egg still in it.

2. He is the only man - all the others are woman.

3. Take the second glass from the left, pour its contents into the fifth glass from the left then return it to it's original position.

4. He is a lighthouse keeper.

5.The mailman did it, because there is no mail on Sunday.

Tongue Twisters
If you understand, say "understand". If you don't understand, say "don't understand". But if you understand and say "don't understand".How do I understand that you understand? Understand!



I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.



Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.



A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see. And all he could see was sea, sea, sea.



Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People



If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?



I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.



Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a fellow, "If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow what a fellow means?"



Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside. Mr Inside stood outside and called to MrOutside inside. Mr Outside answered Mr Inside from inside and Told Mr Inside to come inside. Mr Inside said "NO", and told Mr Outside to come outside. MrOutside and Mr Inside argued from inside and outside about going outside or coming inside. Finally, Mr Outside coaxed Mr Inside to come inside, then both Mr Outside and Mr Inside went outside to the riverside.



She sells sea shells on the sea shore, but the sea shells that she sells, on the sea shore are not the real ones.



The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.



If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors? "When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor's the doctor. Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own way or does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in the doctor's way"



We surely shall see the sun shine shortly. Whether the weather be fine, Or whether the weather be not, Whether the weather be cold Or whether the weather be hot, We'll weather the weather Whatever the weather, Whether we like it or not. watch? Whether the weather is hot. Whether the weather is cold. Whether the weather is either or not. It is whether we like it or not.



Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.



A flea and a fly in a flue Said the fly "Oh what should we do" Said the flea" Let us fly Said the fly"Let us flee" So they flew through a flaw in the flue!



If you tell Tom to tell a tongue-twister his tongue will be twisted as tongue-twister twists tongues.



Mr. See owned a saw.And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore.Had Soar seen See's saw before See sawed Soar's seesaw, See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw. So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.But it was sad to see Soar so sore just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw!



Hope that entertains you!

Answer 8

One day i was walking down the street and an icecream cone fell right in front of me. I screamed in fright. Searching for something to wipe my shoe off, I came across a turtle.
"Hello!" said the turtle.
"Hey, can you help me find something to wipe my shoe off, since you talk and all?"
The turtle looked at me rather strangely, turned around and farted in my face. I gasped for fresh air wile my eyes were stinging like hel l.
"Why did you do that?" I asked him rather madly.
"I couldnt help myself. I've got gas really bad."
The End
HAHA

Answer 9

Its 2am and since i had a nap this afternoon, i find myself now too awake to go to sleep.
I have an exam next week that i need to study for, and am now trying to bide my time by watching past episodes of FRIENDS,
only got through the first 2 seasons, will try to finish the next 8 by next week :) and a thought to think about:
When you're trying to sleep, they say you should clear your head and think about nothing, and slowly let your mind drift away, but if you're sitting in bed, trying to fall asleep, and you're trying to think of nothing, is that not something? isn't the nothing that you're trying to think of something since you're telling ur brain think of nothing, but nothing is something, so whats the point.
I think i really need to sleep :(

Answer 10

you know i like this question. im in nc and im bored bored on vacation how sad
i miss my friends
i want my cousin to be here
i have a problem sounding like a mom when im a kid!!
i do over lots of things but i just wuld lie in some of them so
im eating grapes

Answer 11

did u know that mike dirnt from green day craped off the side of his balcony at the hotel @ some award show and it landed on paris hilton's balcony right below them???