anti-christ?

Question

i have recently been hired to find the antichrist and kill him, I have no idea where to start. I am just an average guy. When my priest asked me to find the antichrist i had no idea what to do, but he offered me 2mil for it so i accepted. Any advice?

Answer 1

If I were you, I would start by searching the nearest retirement home. Look for the wise crone with the wandering eye and the gnarled hands. Tell her that you are a messenger who was sent to find the Oracle. She will have you complete 3 tasks, have no fear, for if you are really on God's mission and your heart is true, then you will complete these tasks. If not, then she will castrate you with a ladle. Once she imparts her wisdom on you, listen carefully, for you may need to spend many hours thinking of what she has told you. Once you have talked to the oracle, you must find the nearest Amish man and take a dump in his mouth. Then your quest will be complete.

Answer 2

that preist is high on something because the antichrist might not even be here yet and no one will know he is the antichrist unless your God or psychic or something or perhaps everyone will know when its too late, so dont waste your time.

Answer 3

Start praying.

Or go buy a blow up doll, put some dogtags on him that say "Anti-Christ" and bring him in.

Or better yet, go after they Mayor of Hell, Michigan. He threw a party commemorating 06-06-06. What an idiot!

Answer 4

The antichrist cannot be killed by any means that you as a mortal possess.

Answer 5

Give up. It's a wild goose chase and I very much doubt any serious priest would say anything like that. Grow up.

Answer 6

Hello polo boy.. :)

Soon enough he shall reveal himself to the whole world..then your quest shall be over.. :(

2 Thessalonians

The Revealing of the Man of Sin

1 Now we beseech you, brethren, by the coming of our Lord Jesus Christ, and by our gathering together unto him, 1 Thes. 4.15-17

2 that ye be not soon shaken in mind, or be troubled, neither by spirit, nor by word, nor by letter as from us, as that the day of Christ is at hand.

3 Let no man deceive you by any means: for that day shall not come, except there come a falling away first, and that man of sin be revealed, the son of perdition;

4 who opposeth and exalteth himself above all that is called God, or that is worshipped; Dan. 11.36 so that he as God sitteth in the temple of God, showing himself that he is God.

5 Remember ye not, that, when I was yet with you, I told you these things?

6 And now ye know what withholdeth that he might be revealed in his time.

7 For the mystery of iniquity doth already work: only he who now letteth will let, until he be taken out of the way.

8 And then shall that Wicked be revealed, whom the Lord shall consume with the spirit of his mouth, Is. 11.4 and shall destroy with the brightness of his coming:

9 even him, whose coming is after the working of Satan with all power and signs and lying wonders, Mt. 24.24

10 and with all deceivableness of unrighteousness in them that perish; because they received not the love of the truth, that they might be saved.

11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:

12 that they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.

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In Jesus Most Precious Name..
With Love..In Christ..

Answer 7

Check your local paper ...maybe theres a story....?...Antichrist opens new shopping mall.....Antichrist runs for mayor....Antichrist in car crash...

Answer 8

The pope is the anti-christ

Answer 9

see NO.3


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Answer 10

start by looking in the catholic church...
what better place to hide the anti-christ then right under their noses.