and i have a really good one:
yo mama's so ugly i can hardly tell you two apart!
(made that one all by myself, DO YOU LIKE IT???)
also, can you give me some good jokes? (doesn't have to be yo mama one)
2006-06-08 11:21:08 · 12 answers · asked by pupsaruff 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahaha that was cute, What did the bra say to the hat? U go on ahead, and I'll give these two a lift. What is the National bird of Iraq? DUCK!!
2006-06-08 11:25:34 · answer #1 · answered by nemraC 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2016-12-23 02:54:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those jokes became so popular by the TV program 'Yo Momma'
I like your joke.
Here are some of my favorite jokes:
Yo momma so poor...
Her face is on the front of a food stamp.
That your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.
When I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.
She waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.
Burglars break into yo momma's home and leave money.
When I told her about the last supper she thought the food stamps had run out.
The building society repossessed her cardboard box.
She watches television on an Etch-A-Sketch.
Each night she goes to KFC to lick other folk's fingers
She can't even afford to go to the free clinic.
When I saw her kickin a can down the road I asked yo momma what she was doing....'Moving' she replied.
I caught her trying to use food stamps in the Gobstopper machine.
When I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong'
I asked her where the 'facilities were' and she replied - "Pick a corner...ANY corner..."
I visited yo momma's house, tore down the cob webs and she screamed - "Who's tearing down the drapes!!!!"
2006-06-08 11:28:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its not because of the TV program! Yo mama jokes have been around longer than that, and its popular because it fits with the American culture even though we love our mothers very much and do anything we can to protect them a little laugh wont hurt.
2006-06-08 11:32:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so grotesque, even Freddy Krueger get nightmares approximately her Yo mama so undesirable, she visit KFC to lick human beings palms. Yo mama grew to become into such an unpleasant toddler that her mom and dad had to feed her with a slingshot. i will't think of of relatively solid ones top now..
2016-09-28 05:03:16 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They became popular A LONG time ago when "greece" boys said that they took the front of the car "from your mommy"... but it became a lot more popular when the show "yo momma" started showing on MTV. It's a show where people compete to see who can make the most insulting jokes about eachothers mommas and eachother....
... hmm.. what's this world coming to O.o !!!!
good question, and good joke!!!!
"you're momma so fat when God made light he had to ask her to MOVE"
"you're momma so fat she has 2 "your add here" signs... one on each butt cheek"
"you're momma so ugly the last time someone touched her was when SHE WAS HAVING YOU!"
lol, byes!
2006-06-08 13:18:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so black they had to tattoo her in chalk
yo mama so fat she was a westsider and a eastsider
yo mama so ugly when she pasted there was no need to cre make her
2006-06-08 12:03:05 · answer #7 · answered by RELLY 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama is so dumb that she thought a spoon was a frog
2006-06-08 11:45:28 · answer #8 · answered by HERNANDO THE TRAIN BANDIT 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
http://www.daylon.com/yomama/
that site has some of the funniest ones i've seen.
2006-06-12 11:26:35 · answer #9 · answered by nolyad69 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was beasuse u can make fun of your momma
2006-06-10 05:23:35 · answer #10 · answered by Mike V 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋