The most embarrassing thing I think that I have ever done FOR my kid is ....it was October and my daughter's first grade class was having a costume dress-up party. If the parent came to the party in costume, your child would get "points." Well, ofCOURSE EVERY parent wants their child to have the most points, right? Well......I was 8 months pregnant and having trouble finding a costume, so on the way back home from dropping her off at school I happened upon an idea ...I could steal someones pumpkin lawn bag and dress up as a pumpkin! Well, I parked the car in front of someone's house, and high-tailed it across their front lawn, grabbing the bag full of leaves and stuffing it through the window of my car. I got home, emptied the bag and to my surprise (and horror) it was stuffed full of cat feces!!!! Well, the party must go on, so I put the bag in the tub and tried to wash it out as much as I could. Time was quickly running out, so I painted my hair orange, painted on a jackolantern face, put the bag on and left. My daughter won the most points, but let me tell you, everyone kept asking what that awful smell was! Needless to say, my daughter has NEVER let me live it down and has pictures to boot!
2006-06-08 10:55:50
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answered by crazynays 4
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When I was little and in the grocery store with my mom, I told a woman the she had the biggest but that I'd ever seen. I was like 4 and she got sooo mad. My mom didn't shop there again for like a year.
2006-06-08 17:45:29
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answered by HCW 4
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I spanked her not knowing she had a friend just outside.
She told a good friend that the reason she was not allowed over was because I said they were fighting. Out of the mouth of babes!!
2006-06-09 06:21:03
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answered by Anonymous
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I was wearing a tube top and my boy pulled it down in the grocery store
2006-06-08 17:48:51
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answered by bfarrar 2
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my son was 7 yrs old any he would go to the bathroom in his pants so then i told him if he kept doing it i was going to show his whole class that he does not use the toilet after he didn't go to the bathroom in his pants ever again
2006-06-12 20:22:20
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answered by germanyrj 1
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