["Just a laugh" kind of question, not looking for a serious
answer. Answers wil be judged on how hilariously funny
they are.]
2006-06-08 10:25:33 · 16 answers · asked by DinDjinn 7 in Health ➔ Other - Health
My guess is that we wouldn't call it a spare tire anymore, but maybe instead a .... spare sausage?
2006-06-08 10:30:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
I don't care how funny it is, but if you think about it, he would never get laid because no woman would have him. Seriously. Also, it might be the end of sex as we know it.
To make matters worse, if men stored their extra fat in their penises, where would women store their extra body fat?
I am not worried. I have no extra body fat, but it would sure change the biology rules. The birth rate would definitely plummet. And there would be an end to child support as we know it.
2006-06-08 10:32:16 · answer #2 · answered by Roseknows 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can you fellows sit at a computer without thinking about your penis? Fat cells grow in non-muscular areas and since your penis is a muscle HA HA I guess yours are in the head region!
2006-06-08 10:31:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would put a serious spin on being fit and in shape with a low body fat percentage.
2006-06-08 10:28:40 · answer #4 · answered by jt51502004 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Spammers would be flooding our in boxes with come-ons
for penis reduction creams...
and,
I'd probably considering trying one...
...because, after all, what would a 25 pound penis be good for (assuming you're not a whale)....??!!!!
2006-06-08 10:37:14 · answer #5 · answered by Bender 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The concept of the third leg would take on an entirely new meaning.
2006-06-08 10:45:06 · answer #6 · answered by Kokopelli 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
then i would be very pleased with half of the men that asked me out! and suddenly people such as jim belushi and john goodman would have much more sex appeal!
2006-06-08 10:33:59 · answer #7 · answered by icanansweryourquestions 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You wish belly boy.
2006-06-08 10:28:18 · answer #8 · answered by .357 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm thinking I'd be cooking even more than I do now.
2006-06-08 10:29:55 · answer #9 · answered by Tish 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pants would be shaped differently.
2006-06-08 11:53:49 · answer #10 · answered by Steven B 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋