Goofiest thing...?

Question

What's the goofiest thing you've ever done in public?

Answer 1

Gee, let me think...

Frist off let me say I don't condone any of these, but...

I took wrapping houses to a new level, and once wrapped an entire block (except one house- did that on purpose)

Stole big rolls of toilet paper and walked around with them between my legs under a long skirt. (I'm short so it looks really bad)

Chinese fire drills, etc.

I was part of one of the biggest traffic jams in history and also a 20 hour street party which resulted.

Went canooing in a bayou/sewer!

Pretended to be blind in a restaurant (shouldn't have done that).

Aisle volleyball and shopping cart races at Wal-Mart

Went dumpster diving

Threw my sister in a dumpster

My brother in law stole a bread/crate roller thing (basically a small platform with wheels) from his job and we rolled down streets on it.

My teacher aide and I dressed in identical loud obnoxious outfits for a week and denied that we were doing it on purpose.

Stolen SPAM

Squirted easy cheese into my mouth then closed the can and put it back on the store shelf.

Smashed a pumpkin.

Drove on the wrong side of a major freeway.

A group of friends and I all drove our cars about 10 miles an hour, forming a traffic jam on a busy freeway.

Drove over 130 mph thrugh a hurricane in a sub compact, death trap of a car while everyone else was taking cover indoors.

Stole many signs.

Threw myself in front of many cars.

Jumped on and off moving vehicles.

Many many vehicle stunts.

Wore pajamas to school on an ordinary day (not a special dress up day)

Wore a friend's poodle skirt to school in the 90's.

Set many things on fire in public (including myself).

wrote my name on a large turtle.

Threw ham at a football game

The list goes on and on.

Answer 2

Jumped into a fountain in Rome!

Answer 3

falling all the way down the bleachers at a football game!