2006-06-08 10:14:27 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
go to the grocery store and buy a leek-stick it on the top of the toilet and then run in the room saying-quick quick you gotta help me-theres a leek in the toilet-itll cost you about 40p and is absolutely always gonna work-ive done it on loads of people and they always panic and run to help you if you get your face right before you go running in-try to convey genuine panic and itll work a treat-good luck you merry prankster!!!
2006-06-08 10:28:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 3⤋
firstly, there is a difference between pulling a prank and being cruel... believe me, that cruelty bites you in the ***...
keep it to the classics... you'll never go wrong.
best ever prank pulled - take dogsh** add brake fluid (any other burnable substance), put down on porch and light.
note: call him while running away and when he arrives run towards him (not to close) screaming put it out!!!
PS: 90% will use there feet...(make sure he is wearing shoes or some thing)
have a good laugh...
2006-06-08 17:45:59 · answer #2 · answered by GABRIEL 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell him you can pin a glass of water to the wall
he's not gonna believe u so then u prove it
get a glass (a real glass not like a paper cup)
and a straight pin. Then hold the glass up and pretend 2 start pinning it 2 the wall then drop the pen ask him 2 pick up the pin for you and when he bends down to pick it up pour the water on his head. Classic.
2006-06-09 07:47:31 · answer #3 · answered by sexii_chocol8 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do what rachel did on friends..
draw around the edge of a coin with a pencil or a felt *secretly*, and then tel him that you bet he cant roll the coin down his face from top to bottom in the middle..
and then hel have a big black line tht he wont know about..
failing that.. try the cling film over the toilet. cliched.. but classic
2006-06-08 17:19:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol the first thing i could think of is what they did on cheaper by the dozen---- soak his underwear in hamburger before cooked and then let the dogs at him....
or try peanut butter for a licking effect :P
put stickers upside down on his seat so he sits on them and he's sticker butt
tell him there's treasure at the end of the rainbow...
find his favorite shirt of pants or something and pretend you washed them--- and secretly design a different/extremely small pair of them-- then tell him that they "shrunk" in the wash...
or dye his clothes pink --- put a couple of red socks or shirts into his white clothes ((undies!!))
hope i helped!
2006-06-08 17:45:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I told my little brother he was adopted and that his real parents were Ian Beale and Vanessa Feltz. He cried but oh how i laughed. I got in trouble from my mom.
2006-06-09 11:38:33 · answer #6 · answered by Delgado 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wait till he takes a shower (this could work in jim) steal his clothes hang his underware on the flag pole or if it at home snap a picture and email it to all his friends
2006-06-08 17:23:52 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
spike his drink with sleeping pills, duck tape him to the ceiling, play a continous tape of revoultion #9, and tape a white sheet on the ceiling over him.
ha ha ha ha
2006-06-08 18:29:21 · answer #8 · answered by HERNANDO THE TRAIN BANDIT 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
tell him that if his hand is bigger than his face,he either has brain cancer or he may be a genious(you choose)Then when he puts his hand up to his face..Slam his hand into his own face.Or you could mess with him like this..
in a very low tone,say"a sphincter says "then say "what" in a normal tone.He'll say"what?"
2006-06-08 17:23:37 · answer #9 · answered by L.T. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
boil an egg, until it's hard, and hit it over your dads head. then give your bro a raw egg and get him to hit your dad with it. really funny cos he'll think its boiled like your dad will.
2006-06-08 17:45:29 · answer #10 · answered by sam r 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋