A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No", he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"
"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains.
"What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties..."
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken then because I am wearing panties!"
The man explains, "Damn thing must be an hour fast."
A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked women with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn't like it and moves on but the huband keeps looking.
The wife asks, "What are you waiting for?" The husband replies, "Autumn."
2006-06-08 09:51:38 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO! :)
2006-06-08 09:55:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
OMG! That was sssoooo funny! I'll have to remember that one!!! LOL!
2006-06-08 16:57:12 · answer #2 · answered by hott_pink 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one LOL
2006-06-08 16:59:26 · answer #3 · answered by catmanbigwil 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol........now, that's funny!!! Esp. the second one..
2006-06-08 22:51:17 · answer #4 · answered by chilli 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they both good. lol.
2006-06-15 09:46:54 · answer #5 · answered by Jenny M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GREAT!!! hahahahahaahahahahahahh roflao thanks for the laugh!!!
2006-06-08 18:00:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋