2006-06-08 09:48:56 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-06-08 09:50:56 · answer #1 · answered by writingnerd 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Bad Day"
Where is the moment we needed the most
You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost
They tell me your blue skies fade to grey
They tell me your passion's gone away
And I don't need no carryin' on
You stand in the line just to hit a new low
You're faking a smile with the coffee to go
You tell me your life's been way off line
You're falling to pieces everytime
And I don't need no carryin' on
Cause you had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
The camera don't lie
You're coming back down and you really don't mind
You had a bad day
You had a bad day
Well you need a blue sky holiday
The point is they laugh at what you say
And I don't need no carryin' on
You had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
The camera don't lie
You're coming back down and you really don't mind
You had a bad day
(Oh.. Holiday..)
Sometimes the system goes on the blink
And the whole thing turns out wrong
You might not make it back and you know
That you could be well oh that strong
And I'm not wrong
So where is the passion when you need it the most
Oh you and I
You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost
Cause you had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
You've seen what you like
And how does it feel for one more time
You had a bad day
You had a bad day
Had a bad day
Had a bad day
Had a bad day
Had a bad day
Had a bad day
2006-06-08 09:52:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Three men were stuck on an island inhabited by cannibals. The men were dragged to the chief of the cannibal tribe. So, the chief told them that if they performed the task he gave them, their lives would be spared.
"Each of you must bring me ten fruits of the same kind."
This all was sounding very easy to the men, so off they went. Eventually the first man came back, holding ten apples.
"You must shove all ten fruits up your butt without making a noise or any facial expression." Explained the chief. "If you fulfill these instructions, we will not eat you."
So, he began. In went the first apple (with some difficulty, as you would imagine.) But on the second apple, the man cried out in pain and was killed.
The second man came back, holding ten berries. When he heard what he had to do, he was instantly relieved. "This should be easy," he thought to himself. In went all the berries...eight, nine...as he was about to insert the last berry, he burst out in laughter and was killed.
The first man and the second man met up in heaven. Slightly confused, the first man said to the second man, "What happened? You were so close!"
The second man responded and laughed again, "I saw the third guy coming with pineapples!"
2006-06-08 11:48:35 · answer #3 · answered by Susie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Washington insiders have been reporting that the vice President Dick Cheney wants to become president. No, hes not running in the 2008 elections. He invited President Bush Hunting!
2006-06-08 09:53:31 · answer #4 · answered by Branflakes 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A new bride is a bit embarrased to be known as a honeymooner. So when she and her husband pull up at the hotel, she asks him if there's any way they can make it appear as if they've been married a long time. 'Sure', he says. You carry the suitcases.
2006-06-08 09:55:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-06-08 09:51:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How 'bout this: Guy comes home from work. His wife is sitting in front of the fire place buck naked with her leggs wide open. Guy says what R U DOING. Wife says WARMING UP YOUR DINNER. :o} LOL
2006-06-08 09:53:22 · answer #7 · answered by catmanbigwil 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude come on be happy laugh you know you want to lol.
But for real come on life doesn't last that long so enjoy it while you can,... i sure know i am!!!!!
2006-06-08 09:53:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bless your spirits
Sorry it takes a Joke to be a joke here.
the are ignorant the fisrt time.
2006-06-08 09:53:23 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe... but not right now. da fat lady doesn't always sing the opera. i went to one yesterday, the girl wasn't fat, more like skinny. not trynna make u laugh, just conversations, u know? but w/e, ill quit botherin u...
2006-06-08 09:53:00 · answer #10 · answered by biscuits_10 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And thats when I said, " If the boogeyman lived under your bed, I'd charge him rent!"
2006-06-08 09:52:02 · answer #11 · answered by jim b 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋