2006-06-08 09:07:25 · 3 answers · asked by Belly 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A girl was in a barber shop with her dad.
When they were cutting her dads hair, she was next to her dad eating a twinkie.
The barber said"Honey, you are gonna get hair all over your twinkie."
and the girl said "I know, im gonna get boobs too!"
2006-06-08 09:10:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
There was a guy from Italia who went on vacation and met a girl from Sweden.They met each other and the Italian man asked the girl for sex.And she agreed.They went to bed and made love for one hour, two hours.The guy asked -Finish?
-No!
After half an hour:Finish?
No!
Afer another half an hour:Finish?
No!
Then again:Finish???
No, Swedish!!
:)
2006-06-08 09:44:29 · answer #2 · answered by ♥beautyfly♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma so fat, her stretch marks are abstract art.
2006-06-08 09:18:34 · answer #3 · answered by Picard Facepalm 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋