I'd be a grasshopper.......you know....so much to learn. (Still green around the edges here)
2006-06-08 08:41:28 · 20 answers · asked by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 in Environment
Buong? But don't lady praying mantis's bite the head off of their partner after mating?
2006-06-08 08:59:21 · update #1
I'd be a computer bug and I would only get in PC's of the really sickos who try to seduce young boys and girls. Also I would infest the systems of any fraudulent users who are scamming people for money...I'd be a busy little bug wouldn't I?
2006-06-08 10:42:36 · answer #1 · answered by Sassy 6 · 8⤊ 3⤋
Like Gregor Samsa I would probably awake from troubled sleep to find myself transformed into a giant cockroach as punishment for dragging around a battered copy of The Metamorphosis in art school in a vain attempt to impress the artsy girl I had a crush on. Either that or a bed bug.
2006-06-08 20:58:43 · answer #2 · answered by opifan64 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would be a praying mantis so if I seen a cutie like you, I'd bow down and pray for your friendship.
2006-06-08 15:55:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd be a snail; I'd love to carry my home on my back. I also am considered a little slow by some! ;P
2006-06-08 17:07:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would have to say a dobsonfly. I would buzz around peoples heads and scare the s*** out of them.
2006-06-08 17:28:50 · answer #5 · answered by habaceeba 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Dragon Fly or a Butterfly, a kiss from each is considered good luck.
However, my name is luckythe4leggdspider.....hahaha!
2006-06-09 07:13:50 · answer #6 · answered by luckythe4leggdspider 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would be a June bug. They can be kept as pets, put into little matchboxes and fed eucalyptus leaves.
I used to do that. :)
2006-06-08 22:08:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A flea..
so I could jump from one of you to another and bite you in the buttocks..
2006-06-09 16:13:05 · answer #8 · answered by Einstein 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a house fly (Musca domestica) so that i can produce maggots to clear up all the rotten things and people in this world.
2006-06-09 03:33:47 · answer #9 · answered by paopao 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A caddisfly. Trout love them. And what is wrong with being eaten?
2006-06-08 19:57:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋