if it isnt rude dont bother
2006-06-08 08:27:15 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
An 80 year old couple were seen shagging furiously up against a fence. For 40 minutes they shagged like bast*rds. arms and legs going everywhere until they fell to the floor. "Christ!", she said, "You didn't fu*k me like that 60 years ago!"
The old man replied, "60 Years ago the fence wasn't ******* electric."
2006-06-08 08:38:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
A man traveling by plane and in urgent need to use the men's room is nervously tapping his foot on the floor of the aircraft. Each time he tried the men's room door, it was "OCCUPIED". The stewardess, aware of his predicament suggested that he go ahead and use the ladies room, but cautioned him against using any of the buttons inside.
The buttons were marked "WW, WA, PP and ATR". Making the mistake that so many men make in disregarding the importance of what a woman says, the man let his curiosity get the best of him and decided to try the buttons anyway.
He carefully pressed the first button marked "WW" and immediately warm water sprayed all over his entire bottom. He thought, "WOW, the women really have it made!".
Still curious, he pressed the button marked "WA" and a gentle breeze of warm air quickly dried his hind quarters. He thought that was out of this world!
The button marked "PP" yielded a large powder puff which delicately applied a soft talc to his rear.
Well, naturally he couldn't resist the last button marked "ATR". When he woke up in the hospital he panicked and buzzed for the nurse.
When she appeared, he cried out, "What happened to me?! The last thing I remember is I was in the ladies room on a business trip!"
The nurse replied, "Yes, you were having a great time until you pressed the "ATR" button which stands for Automatic Tampon Remover... Your p*nis is under your pillow!"
2006-06-08 08:50:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
When the guy who invented the motorcycle died, he went to heaven. He had the chance to meet God, and God asked, 'Why did you invent the motorcycle? It's filthy, loud, dangerous and smells badly.' The man who invented the motorcycle said 'Why did you invent woman? She's vain, loud, continuously nagging and they are extremely hard to please.'
God replied by saying, 'Well look at it this way. More men are riding my invention than yours.'
2006-06-13 23:58:20 · answer #3 · answered by Grace M 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
RUDE joke
2006-06-08 08:33:22 · answer #4 · answered by sunshine_12 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
3 old ladies sitting on a bench. a flasher comes along, opens his coat and flashes his dick at them. 2 of them had a stroke, the other couldnt reach
2006-06-08 12:45:42 · answer #5 · answered by crophilia 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Three old ladies are siting in a park, a man flashes them, the first old lady had a stork, the second old lady had a stork, and the third old lady couldn't reach.
2006-06-15 03:21:35 · answer #6 · answered by iamknives64 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
a rude joke...
2006-06-08 09:05:40 · answer #7 · answered by ♥-=-TLCNJ19-=-♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If a quiz is considered quizzical, then what's a test considered...?
2006-06-08 09:30:20 · answer #8 · answered by Melok 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You bump into somebody at the store...and get this...you don't say "excuse me"!!!!!! Funny? huh? doncha think? come on, lighten up.
2006-06-08 08:37:01 · answer #9 · answered by Fish-Eye 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey look its *insert your name here* her/she is Ugly
2006-06-08 08:30:48 · answer #10 · answered by hehe3301 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋